Definitions by jB

for real 

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

for real by JB September 26, 2003

for real 

Say this to show that you're in agreement with a statement someone has made.

Kitty: Crystal is a real bitch.
Kimmy: For real.

for real by JB September 26, 2003

Prostituted 

wrecked, ruined, obliterated all meaning etc etc...

"she completely prostituted that song for me."

Prostituted by JB September 1, 2003

luvergrrl 

Asshole who tries to send you viruses while pretending to be a chick.

Luvergrrl is a 14 year old boy, not a grrl.

luvergrrl by jB August 24, 2003

saved by the bell 

Elite 80's show.

I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.

saved by the bell by jB August 24, 2003

dude count 

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

dude count by JB July 23, 2003

hooly 

Unreasonably strong winds, generally in excess of force 7.

Its blowin a hooly out there.

hooly by Jb July 21, 2003