jB's definitions

cilf

Stands for "Cunt I'd Like To Fuck" much like the term m.i.l.f. (mom i'd like to fuck).
Refers to a girl of particular sexual attractiveness.

see also YCilf (young cunt i'd like to fuck), meaning the same as above, but more juicy.

"check out the cilf on the other side of the road"

"ycilf!!!" (whilst walking through a school dinner hall)

by JB July 19, 2003

flat bag

Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. See also crazy date, battered sav, hello boys

Yes, and that's a lovely flat bag by Nemov!

by JB February 28, 2005

catpants

Pants wherein are residing cats

Look, he is wearing his cat-pants

by JB November 21, 2003

Sacs

a dollar, a buck

Adam said that stripper he hired costed 200 sacs.

by jb November 6, 2001

cucuybird

The 3rd (pre-adolescent) stage of development in the life cycle of the cucuy. A winged, hummingbird-sized alien being found exclusively in the forests of central New Mexico, USA. The cucuybird feeds on insects as it gains strength before growing into the chupacabra, or adolescent-phase cucuy. When feeding, the cucuybird emits a high-pitched chirping sound much similar to sky-cars on the popular 80's children's cartoon, "The Jetsons". (see also: cucuy, cucuywaterscorpion baby, cucuywaterscorpion, chupacabra)

Hey, look! Theres a cucuybird. That thing's gonna be pretty scary in a few months.

by JB April 12, 2005

arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

by JB October 25, 2003

Velcro Gloves

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.

Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves

by jb October 26, 2004