jB's definitions

saved by the bell

Elite 80's show.

I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.

by jB August 24, 2003

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 19, 2006

bueme

1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.

Architect: GO host the hell out of that show!

JT: Bueme!

by JB November 2, 2003

post padder

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.

Matrix has a big bag of nothing, but XNOUGHT is a real post padder.

by JB December 26, 2003

London

City in England where foreign bank accounts go to die.

A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.

by JB June 23, 2004

yaht

yaht is not derogetory, it is crew

96 dee-greees on my Yaht!
YAHT

by JB March 11, 2003

whodey

your dawg, cool friend

Wassup, whodey!?

by jb January 16, 2004