jB's definitions
A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"
by JB July 24, 2008
Get the The Governormug. 1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.
by JB November 2, 2003
Get the buememug. Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.
by JB December 26, 2003
Get the post paddermug. 
A generic name used for estate chavs that dwell within England's burgeoning underclass network of council hice (plural of house) across the country.
Dean is a boffdog name and 'roy' should be added to any respectable English name to thus far chaverise it to a level that can be comprehended by those who believe school is where one goes to score marijuana or "link bud" as they refer to it, and to have oral sex performed on them by girls with an encyclopaedia's worth of communicable sexual diseases (Leanne from Bestwood. See bestwoodite)
Dean is a boffdog name and 'roy' should be added to any respectable English name to thus far chaverise it to a level that can be comprehended by those who believe school is where one goes to score marijuana or "link bud" as they refer to it, and to have oral sex performed on them by girls with an encyclopaedia's worth of communicable sexual diseases (Leanne from Bestwood. See bestwoodite)
"Yo Deanroy, you got a new tracksuit-dan? Its lookin heavy as my bling mate!"
"Ivandandeanroybeefcheeseskeefyoof!"
"Aye-Skeif"
(this means hello, how are you today)
"Ivandandeanroybeefcheeseskeefyoof!"
"Aye-Skeif"
(this means hello, how are you today)
by JB May 16, 2004
Get the deanroymug. The horse that's gonna get a free trip in the Bostik Magical Mystery Tour wagon for looking at me with intent to kill.
Hello Gluemo! how are you toda... what are you looking at me like that for Gluemo?
Don't come any closer!
G-Get back you long-faced biatch!!!!
NO!
AAARGH!!!
MR SHMANDERSEN! GET THE BOSTIK WAGON!
...
Ahh that's better. 1337!
Don't come any closer!
G-Get back you long-faced biatch!!!!
NO!
AAARGH!!!
MR SHMANDERSEN! GET THE BOSTIK WAGON!
...
Ahh that's better. 1337!
by JB April 21, 2005
Get the gluemomug.