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woo

the finest girl who live on your block
Hey yo, woo just come out her house
by jb January 21, 2004
mugGet the woomug.

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.
"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"
by JB July 23, 2003
mugGet the dude countmug.

chotis

A widely accepted and greatly applauded description for the perineum, the piece of flesh between your nuts/lips and your ass hole.
Your chotis has scales - have you showered?
by JB February 27, 2005
mugGet the chotismug.

cilf

Stands for "Cunt I'd Like To Fuck" much like the term m.i.l.f. (mom i'd like to fuck).
Refers to a girl of particular sexual attractiveness.

see also YCilf (young cunt i'd like to fuck), meaning the same as above, but more juicy.
"check out the cilf on the other side of the road"

"ycilf!!!" (whilst walking through a school dinner hall)
by JB July 19, 2003
mugGet the cilfmug.

Euda

German: Salutation in "krass-talk" for people that are either really dumb or people who know you and are just saying it for fun.
Euda, was gehtn' in Schweden?
Sers Euda, was los?
by JB March 15, 2004
mugGet the Eudamug.

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.
"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"
by JB July 19, 2003
mugGet the blood mousemug.

Amsterdam

John Ashcroft's worst nightmare.
Weed and sex can be found in abundance in Amsterdam.
by JB June 23, 2004
mugGet the Amsterdammug.

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