j's definitions

antivirgin

something Steve wishes he could be but can only emulate by sitting at his computer late at night.

Steve only can imagine what fun antivirginity is.

by J August 13, 2003

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003

skinhead

One with a shaved head, tight jeans, boots, and who cannot fight on his own. They usually go around in large groups beating up younger kids or people in smaller numbers.

The word skinhead is almost an oxy-moron. When you see one, there are usually ten more standing behind you.

by J January 23, 2004

potato show

A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.

Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show

by J March 1, 2005

durrr

The same as saying no duh or the sound a retard makes and is fun to say with a lot of people.

Kid 1: Your sister is soooo hott.

Kid 2: Durrr...

by J June 30, 2005

Motherfucker

fucking your own mother

democrat

by j August 6, 2003

diesel

Bodybuilder parlance. Extreme un-natural muscularity usu. result of steroid use.

actor Vincent Vincent-Vin Diesel

by J January 21, 2004