j's definitions

FTS

"Fuck That Shit" When you cant say Fuck that Shit...like in public.

When nothings going right, and your in a public place where cussing is not cool...just say FTS

by j April 24, 2004

Artur

The Head guy!

Yo Bruce, ask the head guy to eat that cheeseburger

by J November 18, 2003

pleasure stick

1. A male sex organ, normally erect, that is to be thrust into any warm oraphace.

Please, let me fondle your pleasure stick!

by j February 7, 2004

wind your neck in

Jackson you are being a muppet, sit back down and continue to be average

oi Jacko wind your neck in, or I'll be in there to give you a dry slap

by J July 4, 2003

smizzie

another word for a cigarette

lets go have a smizzie

by j January 28, 2006

Brass

said 'braass' as opposed to 'brarse'

When something is of terrible quality

"Yo blad dem creps are brass blad, allow dem Hi-Tech creps blad"

by J December 6, 2006

piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

by J April 27, 2004