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A derivative illness similar to smuna that highlights the need for all those infected with smuna or smung to be driven from the face of the Earth and sent spiralling into outer space in a sealed bus that was formerly used for special school students. Smung is nearly as bad as smuna but you will only get smung if you have smuna anyway, meaning you are just a dirty weirdo and should be shot into outer space in a sealed bus used by special school students.
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Ultra
Nuclear
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A derivative illness similar to smuna that highlights the need for all those infected with smuna or smung to be driven from the face of the Earth and sent spiralling into outer space in a sealed bus that was formerly used for special school students. Smung is nearly as bad as smuna but you will only get smung if you have smuna anyway, meaning you are just a dirty weirdo and should be shot into outer space in a sealed bus used by special school students.
by honneamise October 7, 2020
Get the smungmug. by honneamise October 28, 2018
Get the dragon ball dmug. The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.
Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.
by honneamise December 2, 2018
Get the intentional food poisoningmug. The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.
Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
by honneamise December 20, 2018
Get the the certainty principlemug. PVMA or as defined in the Acronym App, is Penis Vagina Mouth AIDS. this disease, although rare, is a terminal illness suffered by people with smuna and is also transferred onto anyone who has touched the gay deodorant. PVMA, or Penis Vagina Mouth AIDS, is contracted by getting your Penis, inserting it in to a Vagina, then into a Mouth and then finally by humping a pig in Africa. This lewd act commits the person to a life of humiliation and persecution, due to them now having:
Touched the gay deodorant
Contracted smuna
Humped a pig in Africa
At no point should you approach or speak to someone with PVMA, they are the most vile kind of degenerate and are highly contagious. Merely being in a room, even a large room, is akin to having touched the gay deodorant.
Touched the gay deodorant
Contracted smuna
Humped a pig in Africa
At no point should you approach or speak to someone with PVMA, they are the most vile kind of degenerate and are highly contagious. Merely being in a room, even a large room, is akin to having touched the gay deodorant.
That dude has PVMA, RUN!
I was looking through the Acronym App and found out I had been talking to a doctor and he said I had PVMA
I was looking through the Acronym App and found out I had been talking to a doctor and he said I had PVMA
by honneamise April 14, 2021
Get the PVMAmug. IMDS or Internal Motion Dynamics in Security is a descriptive acronym, defined as the North-South and East-West traversal of data in a network when compromised by a hacker (someone who has smuna). Recently a large sports device manufacturer was hacked by a smuna sufferer and the hacker deployed retarded semen syndrome into the network, utilising IMDS techniques. It is clear that the person who coined the North-South and East-West paradigms, rather than the correct acronym, suffers from smuna as well and should be shot.
We have been hacked, deploy the anti IMDS beacon!
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network
by honneamise October 29, 2020
Get the IMDSmug. Anaphalycticatardicon, or Urens Syndrome, named after the original host, is a rare disease that has only one known active case in the world.
With only one known case of Anaphalycticatardicon, very little information and research has been gathered about Urens Syndrome.
However more information is being gathered on a daily basis to develop a greater understanding of Urens Syndrome.
With only one known case of Anaphalycticatardicon, very little information and research has been gathered about Urens Syndrome.
However more information is being gathered on a daily basis to develop a greater understanding of Urens Syndrome.
That guys has Anaphalycticatardicon
A recent outbreak of Anaphalycticatardicon was discovered in a small western Victorian town today
If you have Anaphalycticatardicon, you are probably a piece of shit and deserve to die
A recent outbreak of Anaphalycticatardicon was discovered in a small western Victorian town today
If you have Anaphalycticatardicon, you are probably a piece of shit and deserve to die
by honneamise April 16, 2018
Get the anaphalycticatardiconmug.