IMDS

The worst software designed for collection of maintenance information.

The interface was designed by a Chimpanzee injected with a drug cocktail found in a Soviet-era bunker in Uzbekistan. Who then shot itself with a revolver sitting in its tire swing (ruled a suicide.)

If you make too many mistakes, leadership signs you up for weekend duty for making them look bad.
NCO: “Did you write up those jobs in IMDS?”

Airman: “No it’s down.”

NCO: “GOD you SUCK!”
by FatKidFallingDownStairs December 13, 2021
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In My Defense.
Used at the beginning of a sentence to indicate that the subsequent statement will justify some action or decision I made.
IMD, I didn't know the school bus was occupied before ramming it off the cliff.
by jqgatsby August 23, 2011
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Anne : IMD, I'm dating the guy I like and I have a fantastic job.
Cody : I getcha with that one, IMD I'm married to a hot super model who actually has brains too.
by DemonicFxck April 30, 2014
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Invaders Must Die!

The Prodigy's single, which was released at november 26th, and will appear on the identical named album 'Invaders Must Die!', which will see the light on februari 23rd
1#: Do you know what the musicvideo was which Noel Clarke starrred in?
2#: The Prodigy's IMD dude!
1#: IM-what?
2#: INVADERS MUST DIE!
by GraingerIV February 02, 2009
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In My Dreams-used to express an aspiration that could only be possible in one's dreams
OMG did ashton kutcher just blow a kiss to me from the red carpet!!! yeah right! IMD!!!
by urbnaryguru July 15, 2009
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Infamous Mobb Deep, sickest rap pair ever
I got you stuck of the realness,
you heard of us,
official queens bridge murderas...
-IMD
by al January 26, 2005
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Stands for In My Dialect.
"Pretty" is weaker than "cute" IMD...
by Dingbats June 25, 2006
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