Maddox

Real name George Ouzounian , he is the creator of the self-proclaimed The Best Page in the Universe. He's also a pirate who kicks ass. He doesn't like bitchy women, kids, old people or Titanic. People say he should be the king of the Internet. I agree.

Quotes from Maddox: "For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three"
"Littering kicks ass."
"I will kick your ass for $25."

by Hayley October 1, 2005

Hailie Jade Mathers

8 year old Hailie is the cutest girl in the world. She is so lucky to have Marshall for a dad because he loves her with all his heart and is there for her!

She is so lucky to have him for a dad!

by Hayley March 21, 2004

michelle branch

creator and master of the universe god

the opposite of avril lavigne

by Hayley January 28, 2005

Band Hag

Somone who used to know the band years ago whilst they were still in school and who now follows the band around looking for a free ride. Similar to a hand bag. They never lose sight of the band and stay by their side as a number one (annoying) fan.

That Britney is a real Band Hag - look at her wiggle up to the singer!

by Hayley January 17, 2005

avril

A stupid idiot who thought she was punx. Now she thinks she's gawth. As nearly everyone over 13 knows, she is neither!

OMG, I'm zoOoOoOo gawthix coz I listen to Avril!
*sarcastically* OMG, I'm soooooo preppy coz I listen to Nightwish! *laughs* Avril's a goth just as much as Mandy Moore!

by Hayley April 8, 2005

gd m8

a gd m8 always dere wen u need 2 chat 2 her.always in a hyper.funny.sum1 u can trust

sadie higgins
marston

by hayley October 23, 2003

jazzed

the effects of many alcoholic beverages; i.e. intoxication.

"crystal, let's get jazzed!"

by Hayley December 7, 2003