hufu

Human tufu: textured tufu that resembles human skin and made to appear flesh-like for weirdball cannibalist fetishists!

See Cannibalistic Vegetarian, Level 5 Vegan for shits, farts and hearty giggles!
Hufu is part of the new 'fabricated food' industry.
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Frankenpets

Name given to a new breed of home pets: these are GM animals (e.g. glow-in-the-dark fish!), made for the pleasure of man!
Frankenpets was coined in the NewScientist magazine.
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grips

Bag-handlers for the ultra-rich.
Grips are always following the stars at the shopping mall to cater for their every beck and call!
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bules

Name that means 'stark white', or albino in Indonesian, thrown generously at foreigners.
Hatred has no ends when it comes to Indonesian people and their xenophobic bias against English expats (or, 'bules' in the local vernacular), who try to hoist a country out of the shitpile that's called Islamist fundamentalism in Indonesia!
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layák

Turkey's philosophy of open-mindedness and secularism.
Turkish people are one of the happiest people living today, because they left behind them a heritage of hate and bigotry of Islam, supplanted by freedom and music, art and modern life in all its manifestations.
The growing, shade-of-camel Muslim protohumanist JoeJihadi mind-'closet' is putting layák on the backfoot. Terrorist bombings like those happened at the Turkish resort town of Antalya in 2006 (and who knows what's coming next?), represent the camel's nose of the quest for freedom!
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inverse vandalism

Acts that are explained because the person who done them is capable of doing so!
Example: self-destructive art installations.
Inverse vandalism is common in the nerdvana world of Web developers!
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Bag-lady Syndrome

Real psychiatric syndrome experienced by middle-aged women who feel, at later stages of their lives, financialy insecure and would end up like them bag-ladies seen at train stations across the globe with no money or financial backup.
Women are born crazy and suffer from Bag-lady Syndrome, no matter what because they fear tomorrow! Yes sir!
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