hakko's definitions

Ripe Nob

a nob in which has been ripened over time and is ready for the picking

"my nobs almost ready for feasting"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

anus master

grand champion, and supreme master of the anus

when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.

by Hakko November 23, 2004

True Heroes

a nice place to come and discuss politics, current events and media.

"ive learnt so much at True Heroes"

by Hakko November 22, 2004

pussy fart

a fart,but unlike coming from your asshole it comes from inside the vagina

too bad for the guy that swallows one when hes give some girl head

by Hakko December 13, 2003

full length

the complete length of the penis inside the anus/vagina. its the absolute fullest length and includes all the penis and even some of the skin around it.

"hakko got the full length from me! ahahaha" - Macho tiger

by Hakko November 21, 2004

king champion

what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army

"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman

by Hakko November 21, 2004

salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 14, 2004