hakko's definitions

king champion

what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army

"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman

by Hakko November 21, 2004

anus master

grand champion, and supreme master of the anus

when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.

by Hakko November 23, 2004

Ripe Nob

a nob in which has been ripened over time and is ready for the picking

"my nobs almost ready for feasting"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

cornalious senior

A.Rs ass hole
is called "senior" supposedly because he gets more luvin

"hes called senior because he gets more love than junior"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

ice creeem

ice cream only eaten by the ice cream king.
it is of the highest quality and enhances your love life

"mmmm ice creeem"

by Hakko December 22, 2003

LoboParamilitary

all the evil in the world combined into one being which brings people to tears just by talking to them on AIM

LoboParamilitary(8:00:47 PM): fuck your a loser penis

Jon Penis (8:01:34 PM): i no waaaaaaaa! Juji!!! LMAOROLFLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! im gay!

by Hakko February 9, 2004

True Hero

The highest rank you could ever recieve

"You are a True Hero"

"omg i saw you beat those two dinosaur knights your definitly a True Hero"

"wow your a True hero for saving that bus full of orphans from the devil"

by Hakko December 13, 2003