morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

by Hakko October 02, 2004

Skrukk

the Norwegian word for the place in between your anus and nuts
possibly a sexual stimulant point

"fuck its hard shaving your skrukk"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

Ripe Nob

a nob in which has been ripened over time and is ready for the picking

"my nobs almost ready for feasting"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

anus master

grand champion, and supreme master of the anus

when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.

by Hakko November 23, 2004

dong polisher

a spanish midget that polishes your dong.

"hey enrique, got over here and polish my dong." - Hakko

by Hakko November 21, 2004

croning

plucking pubic hairs

"i caught gary croning james last night"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

poboom

wtf?
that weird norwegian guy?

"shaddapa your mouth" - poboom

by Hakko April 14, 2004