salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 14, 2004

seasoned penis

a penis in which for eating.
usaully seasoned with many exotic herbs

"man bulu zulu makes a good seasoned penis"

by Hakko December 15, 2003

Macho animals

the most macho of all animals.
current macho animal team consists of:
Macho Tiger
Macho Fox
Macho Lion
Macho Dog
Macho wolf
Macho Hippo
macho hippo being machoest and macho wolf being most perverted

MACHO ANIMAL THEME

they are the most macho of all
the'll kick you in the balls

macho animals, macho animals!

there sick, there deranged
the'll watch you getting changed

macho animals, macho animals

dont forget they always use protection
and the'll wank off your erection

macho animals, macho animals.....

by Hakko April 14, 2004

samwise

see True hero

"mr frodo!!!"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

Curious penis

a penis which is always poking about and curious about everthing

"omg i think i just saw a curious behind that bush!"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

Thrashing penis

a penis that has gone completly out of control and thrashes about with fury

"omg that guy has a thrashing penis!"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

Beef

similar to beef curtains except cut off from the orginal host and far more delicous

"fuck i could go for a helping of beef right about now"

"im going to have a beef feast later"

"omg get that beef outta here"

by Hakko December 13, 2003