hakko's definitions

full length

the complete length of the penis inside the anus/vagina. its the absolute fullest length and includes all the penis and even some of the skin around it.

"hakko got the full length from me! ahahaha" - Macho tiger

by Hakko November 21, 2004

True Heroes

a nice place to come and discuss politics, current events and media.

"ive learnt so much at True Heroes"

by Hakko November 22, 2004

anus master

grand champion, and supreme master of the anus

when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.

by Hakko November 23, 2004

Dongslap

what you do to your someone when they tell you to shaddapa your mouth

Poboom: shaddapa your maoth
Hakko*dongslap*

by Hakko February 21, 2004

poboom

wtf?
that weird norwegian guy?

"shaddapa your mouth" - poboom

by Hakko April 14, 2004

Macho animals

the most macho of all animals.
current macho animal team consists of:
Macho Tiger
Macho Fox
Macho Lion
Macho Dog
Macho wolf
Macho Hippo
macho hippo being machoest and macho wolf being most perverted

MACHO ANIMAL THEME

they are the most macho of all
the'll kick you in the balls

macho animals, macho animals!

there sick, there deranged
the'll watch you getting changed

macho animals, macho animals

dont forget they always use protection
and the'll wank off your erection

macho animals, macho animals.....

by Hakko April 14, 2004

salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 14, 2004