hakko's definitions

anus master

grand champion, and supreme master of the anus

when i had a life threatning anus disease, i went to seek help from the anus master. i had to travel for many months into the mountains, but i at last found his temple. i approached his throne and told him of my problems, then he just nodded and i felt a great sensation deep in my rectum. then i felt calm and i was at last cured.

by Hakko November 23, 2004

samwise

see True hero

"mr frodo!!!"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

Macho animals

the most macho of all animals.
current macho animal team consists of:
Macho Tiger
Macho Fox
Macho Lion
Macho Dog
Macho wolf
Macho Hippo
macho hippo being machoest and macho wolf being most perverted

MACHO ANIMAL THEME

they are the most macho of all
the'll kick you in the balls

macho animals, macho animals!

there sick, there deranged
the'll watch you getting changed

macho animals, macho animals

dont forget they always use protection
and the'll wank off your erection

macho animals, macho animals.....

by Hakko April 14, 2004

morning nob

your nob after a big night of wanking and or sex

Girlfreind: "whats that fishy smell?"
Brain: "oh thats just my morning nob"

by Hakko October 2, 2004

Skrukk

the Norwegian word for the place in between your anus and nuts
possibly a sexual stimulant point

"fuck its hard shaving your skrukk"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

full length

the complete length of the penis inside the anus/vagina. its the absolute fullest length and includes all the penis and even some of the skin around it.

"hakko got the full length from me! ahahaha" - Macho tiger

by Hakko November 21, 2004

meganium

extremly large, king size penis.

"whoa! hakko you didnt tell me you weilded a meganium!?" - suckyfucker Mclickerson

by Hakko November 21, 2004