hakko's definitions

dong polisher

a spanish midget that polishes your dong.

"hey enrique, got over here and polish my dong." - Hakko

by Hakko November 21, 2004

Curious penis

a penis which is always poking about and curious about everthing

"omg i think i just saw a curious behind that bush!"

by Hakko December 13, 2003

Macho animals

the most macho of all animals.
current macho animal team consists of:
Macho Tiger
Macho Fox
Macho Lion
Macho Dog
Macho wolf
Macho Hippo
macho hippo being machoest and macho wolf being most perverted

MACHO ANIMAL THEME

they are the most macho of all
the'll kick you in the balls

macho animals, macho animals!

there sick, there deranged
the'll watch you getting changed

macho animals, macho animals

dont forget they always use protection
and the'll wank off your erection

macho animals, macho animals.....

by Hakko April 14, 2004

samwise

see True hero

"mr frodo!!!"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

seasoned penis

a penis in which for eating.
usaully seasoned with many exotic herbs

"man bulu zulu makes a good seasoned penis"

by Hakko December 15, 2003

king champion

what the natives used to call me after i saved there village from the shredderack army

"ahhh king champion has returned to defend our village from the shredderacks!" - wise village shaman

by Hakko November 21, 2004

pussy fart

a fart,but unlike coming from your asshole it comes from inside the vagina

too bad for the guy that swallows one when hes give some girl head

by Hakko December 13, 2003