hakko's definitions

nacho anus

nachos served piping hot from the anus

Waiter: "your order sir?"
Hakko: "ill have the nacho anus please"
Waiter: "wise choice sir"
*waiter bends over revealing a nacho anus*

by Hakko November 21, 2004

croning

plucking pubic hairs

"i caught gary croning james last night"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

salt woman

a very evil being who will lick the salt off your balls and extract your soul through her vagina.
also known as pobooms mother

"holy fuck its her! lets get out of here!!" - Hakko
"nah lets just let her have her way with us" - fool
"fine have it your way" - hakko
"holy shit my souls gone! dammit" - fool

by Hakko April 14, 2004

hephalump

a big, fat ugly bitch

Hakko: "outta my way hephalump"
Hephalump: "society accepts fattys now"
Hakko: "well i dont"
*kicks hephalump in the face*

by Hakko November 21, 2004

meganium

extremly large, king size penis.

"whoa! hakko you didnt tell me you weilded a meganium!?" - suckyfucker Mclickerson

by Hakko November 21, 2004

double brown

when two penises enter one anus at the same time.

"me and hakko double browned mark the other day, he couldnt handle the meat and his anus was serverley torn" - Macho wolf

by Hakko November 21, 2004

Hakko

A stupid islander with a dum magic staff that dosnt work

also known as Crazy Hakko,Hakko,and Stupid Hakko

"haha man hakkos such a dirty islander"

by Hakko December 13, 2003