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switchcraft

The art of word fumble, then recovery.
"Obviously, we gotta stand with our North Korean allies," "And we're also bound by prudence to stand with our South Korean allies, yes," Got to admit that is pretty good switchcraft.
by Guido1 November 30, 2010
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neopseudotic

A word combining: neo (new), pseudo (false), and idiotic.
Generally, an idea or thought process, that is represented as a novel, unique, or a new way of viewing some subject or person; however, that view is fundamentally wrong, flawed, or misrepresented and is usually nonsencical.
I listened to Rush Limbaugh and found that most of his remarks were neopseudotic.
by Guido1 May 29, 2008
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technochild

A person born in the digital communication age, cell phones, iPODs, PSPs, eDevices, PDAs, GPS, HDTV, DVD, etc., and is exposed to their use as an infant, toddler, and up.
If you are twelve, and carry a laptop to school, you are a technochild.
by Guido1 March 16, 2008
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quantum reality

The principal features of quantum theory contradict "cause and effect" relationships (relativity) by assuming that random, spontaneous events can and do occur within a quantified limit (specified by the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle). Therefore, a future event (or non-event) has both a multiple probability (statistical) and a quantum probability of 50/50 that is not predictable.

As the observer is outside the event horizon, there exists two realities; that is , a state of existing (or being) and that of not existing.

Just as it may be that one dies, one does not "know" when one dies; the quantum state would be both dead and alive while the relative state would be dead or alive.

An again, reality is based on the perceptive analysis of the observer; at any given time the observer is outside the event horizon and is in the present or the past.

However, there is an relativistic assumption that there exists a continuum for all sets, but this cannot be made from a quantum state.
Quantum reality transmutates the objective into the subjective, and the phyical into the metaphysical.
by Guido1 January 30, 2009
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monapplely

A situation in which a single company or group owns all or nearly all of the market for a given type of product or service. By definition, a monapplely is characterized by an absence of competition - which often results in high prices and/or inferior products.
Damn, I hate AT&T wireless, and my fricking new iPhone 4 doesn't work worth a shit, I'd like to bust up that monapplely.
by Guido1 July 20, 2010
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boyjuice

Clear fluid that forms at the tip of the male organ after a prolonged erection. It can form in adolescents with or without stimulation or as a result of sleep or daydreaming; the purpose of such fluid is to provide lubrication during intercourse. Too much boyjuice can lead to a condition called Blue Balls for which the relief is usually masturbation.
Dude, after making out with Kayla, my boyjuice was running down my leg, for real.
by Guido1 March 2, 2008
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extra money

A term commonly used by someone who is planning to con money out of a friend, parent, or someone so deemed dumb enough to fall for the scam.
Dude, do you have any extra money, I gots to put gas in my car to get to school.
by Guido1 August 23, 2009
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