gross shit

Something that is utterly disgusting or undesirable.

Kyle got sick and threw up all over in my parent's house; dude, it was really gross shit.

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

McBroke

Too poor to eat off the McDonald's value menu.

Hey, dude, do you think you could loan me a dollar; I am so McBroke.

by Guido1 May 05, 2008

emergency room

A place you go when you think you are going to die, but want somebody else to pay for it.

Dude, I got no money for a doctor, take me to the emergency room.

by Guido1 March 13, 2008

dexter the texter

The person that is useless to have a one on one real conversation with. Is so busy texting with either hand or both, or talking on a cell, and having a half-assed conversation, so you what ever and leave and they don't even notice or care even less.

My gf was being dexter the texter, so I just left.

by Guido1 February 24, 2010

shoefag

A young person, usually male, whos parents knowingly or unknowingly buy new skate shoes every week or so. Usually wears them until they get a little dirt on them, then throws them up in a tree or on power lines, and dangle there by the laces. They will also "give" them to you if you ask, beg, or do "special favors" for them.

First person: Did you see the new pair of DCs Tyler got yesterday, they gave me a woody.

Second person: Yea, man, his parents buy them for him all the time, the little shoefag--I wish my parents were that rich.

by Guido1 March 02, 2008

brokaholic

Someone who is. or claims to be always without money. Usually would like to spend your money instead of working.

Actually I would invite Kevin to come with us, but he is such a brokaholic, we would have to pay his way.

by Guido1 December 09, 2008

bogus bonus

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.

Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.

by Guido1 March 21, 2009