gregben's definitions

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Waginus Flytrap

What you call the foreskin of your elbow in your inner arm when you smear it with jelly or anything sticky.
It traps flies trying to crawl or escape.

Person 1: There’s an alternative way to trap those annoying flies.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Covering my inner elbow with jelly.
Person 2: Well?
Person 1: I now have a waginus flytrap.

by gregben July 6, 2021

Silly Pussy

A pussy (in the form of a fleshlight) you can make any shape with.

Me: I love this new toy.
You: It’s silly pussy.
Me: Wow.

by gregben February 5, 2022

Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.

Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.

Me: Wow.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Breastquake

When a woman’s breast jiggles to the point of wreaking havoc in everything else.
Usually as a result of harsh sexual activity.

Me: Did you just feel that breastquake.
You: Yeah.
Me: It damaged my room.

by gregben September 18, 2023

Shitkira

A black thot who's an insult to the Latin pop music cummunity.

Shitkira: Zama Zamina Oh Oh Fuck Fucka Fuck Aye Aya Zamina oh Fuck Me This Time for Africa.

by gregben August 22, 2022