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1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the Express 69 mug.A TV show children watch about vaginas seeing the world from a biblical point of view.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.
Person 1: This show taught me so much about sex.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.
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Cardi B: Now from the top, make it drop, that's some fat ass pussy, Now get a fucket and a mop, that's some fake ass pussy, I'm talking FAP, FAP, FAP, that's some fat ass pussy, Macaroni in a pot, that's some fake ass pussy.
Cardi B: Now from the top, make it drop, that's some fat ass pussy, Now get a fucket and a mop, that's some fake ass pussy, I'm talking FAP, FAP, FAP, that's some fat ass pussy, Macaroni in a pot, that's some fake ass pussy.
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Get the Breastie Boys mug.The deadliest vagirus known to man.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.
Also known as coronavagirus.
Causes UTIs, STDs, herpes, priapism, diarrhea, and pregnant people who get it will suffer the worst case of PUPPP and HG.
This vagirus is also deadly, killing millions of people each year, creating the first pandemic from a vaginal virus.
News host: We discovered a new coronavagirus spreading across Earth, its known as COVAG.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.
Ben: Yikes.
Gregory: We better stay home and wear condoms unless you wanna get COVAG.
Ben: I’m glad I got condoms and assks.
Gregory: Yeah, because my friend caught COVAG.
Ben: AHH!
Gregory: I hope he gets so much better so soon.
Ben: Well I’m not going outside.
Gregory: We better get our vagccines if we’re going to places.
Ben: Oh dear.
Gregory: they don’t hurt, but you won’t like the symptoms.
Ben: Well I don’t know if I’ll make it though.
Gregory: Sure you will, they go away so quickly.
Ben: Really? Ok then.
Gregory: Good.
by gregben February 23, 2022
Get the COVAG mug.A hexacontaenneagon or hexacontanonagon is a polygon with 69 sides.
It's also known as a sexagon as well as a fuckagon.
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060 degrees.
One interior angle is 174.78 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.21 degrees.
Because 69 isn't a Fermat prime nor a power of 2 or 3, a regular hexacontaenneagon is not constructible, not even with the use of compass + straight edge nor an angle trisector, as the number of sides is neither a product of distinct Pierpont primes.
It's also known as a sexagon as well as a fuckagon.
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060 degrees.
One interior angle is 174.78 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.21 degrees.
Because 69 isn't a Fermat prime nor a power of 2 or 3, a regular hexacontaenneagon is not constructible, not even with the use of compass + straight edge nor an angle trisector, as the number of sides is neither a product of distinct Pierpont primes.
by gregben May 28, 2023
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