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Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.

It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.

It also contains C (carbon).

Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after cooling.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.

by gregben September 28, 2023

Terasexagon

A terasexagon (also known as a tera sexagon as well as a terafuckagon and tera fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 trillion sides.
That's 1 trillion times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 teragons (trillion-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000,000,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999999999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000000000521 degrees.

Ben: Can there be anything more mind-blowing than a gigasexagon?
Gregory: How about terasexagon?
Ben: I can't believe that.
Gregory: Well duh.
Ben: Unbelievable.

by gregben August 20, 2023

Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when

lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.
It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.

Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after colling.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Hyperpoop

A musical genre that sounds like pooping while high and hyper, usually involving screaming and moaning with autotune.
Basically our crappy modern genre of poosic known as poop, but on sugar and drugs.

You: Charli XCX has some of the weirdest poosic out there.
Me: I know, it’s hyperpoop.
You: Hyperpoop has to be the most insane genre in music.
Me: It’s like getting coked up.

by gregben February 20, 2022

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Pisscotheque

An orgy where you get so excited as to piss your pants when you dance.

You: I got excited at the pisscotheque
Me: I know, I saw you pissed your pants.

by gregben August 21, 2022

Rapeture

The moment where Jesus Fucking Christ comes to rape all Jewish and Satanists.
Only Christians are spared and go to Heaven while the Jewish and Satanists go to Hell.

The Bible says the rapeture will come.

by gregben October 16, 2022