gregben's definitions

pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

by gregben June 19, 2021

Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022

Fuckayear

Also known as a sex’s year as well as a sexade.
69 years.

David Bowie lived for a fuckayear.

by gregben September 11, 2023

Hyperpoop

A musical genre that sounds like pooping while high and hyper, usually involving screaming and moaning with autotune.
Basically our crappy modern genre of poosic known as poop, but on sugar and drugs.

You: Charli XCX has some of the weirdest poosic out there.
Me: I know, it’s hyperpoop.
You: Hyperpoop has to be the most insane genre in music.
Me: It’s like getting coked up.

by gregben February 20, 2022

Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when

lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.
It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.

Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after colling.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Terasexagon

A terasexagon (also known as a tera sexagon as well as a terafuckagon and tera fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 trillion sides.
That's 1 trillion times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 teragons (trillion-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000,000,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999999999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000000000521 degrees.

Ben: Can there be anything more mind-blowing than a gigasexagon?
Gregory: How about terasexagon?
Ben: I can't believe that.
Gregory: Well duh.
Ben: Unbelievable.

by gregben August 20, 2023

Kurt Cocaine

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.

Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.

by gregben February 26, 2022