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Waginus Flytrap

What you call the foreskin of your elbow in your inner arm when you smear it with jelly or anything sticky.
It traps flies trying to crawl or escape.
Person 1: There’s an alternative way to trap those annoying flies.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Covering my inner elbow with jelly.
Person 2: Well?
Person 1: I now have a waginus flytrap.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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Tetracosicosagon

A polygon with 420 sides.
One interior angle is 179.142857143 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.85714285714 degrees.
Me: I’ve been high on weed, I saw this cool shape, it’s almost round looking, but it has a heck of a lotta sides.
You: How many did you see.
Me: 420.
You: Oh wow.
Me: I know, it’s a Tetracosicosagon.
You: I see, how long have you smoked weed?
Me: I smoke weed everyday.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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138 Years

2 sexades.
2 sexayears.
2 fuckades.
2 fuckayears.
2 hexacontaenneades.
2 hecacontaenneayears.
1 hectatriacontaoctade.
1 hectatriacontaoctayear.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
A pair of Nigerian twins were claimed and unofficially reported on TikTok/DikTok to have lived for 138 years (2 sexades) since 2023.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Fuckaminute

Also known as a sexaminute.
69 minutes.
1 hour 9 minutes.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
Me: Me and my husband fucked each other for a fuckaminute.
You: I see, well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 fuckaminute.
Me: What a coincidence.
You: A magical one.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Sexagon

Also known as a fuckagon.
More realistically known as a hexacontaenneagon.
A polygon with 69 sides.
Gregory: What shape is that sign?
Ben: It's a sexagon.
Gregory: Hmm.
by gregben May 27, 2023
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Silly Pussy

A pussy (in the form of a fleshlight) you can make any shape with.
Me: I love this new toy.
You: It’s silly pussy.
Me: Wow.
by gregben February 5, 2022
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Breastquake

When a woman’s breast jiggles to the point of wreaking havoc in everything else.
Usually as a result of harsh sexual activity.
Me: Did you just feel that breastquake.
You: Yeah.
Me: It damaged my room.
by gregben September 18, 2023
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