gregben's definitions

Tetracosicosagon

A polygon with 420 sides.
One interior angle is 179.142857143 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.85714285714 degrees.

Me: I’ve been high on weed, I saw this cool shape, it’s almost round looking, but it has a heck of a lotta sides.
You: How many did you see.
Me: 420.
You: Oh wow.
Me: I know, it’s a Tetracosicosagon.
You: I see, how long have you smoked weed?
Me: I smoke weed everyday.

by gregben September 11, 2023

fuckulele

A guitar-like instrument with 4 strings used to give people sexual pleasure with its vibrant beautiful sounds.

They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.

Ben: That music sounds so beautiful.
Gregory: The pornstars are playing their fuckuleles.

by gregben June 25, 2021

138 BPM

The magic tempo for club and trance music.
Because it's 2 sexabeats per minute.
1 sexabeat is 69 beats (seximo).
It's the most common heart rate during sex.

Trance is typically played at 138 BPM (which's 2 SBPM).

by gregben September 17, 2023

Marijuanagram

420 grams (g).
Denoted as mjg in the International System of Units (SI).
A single bong contains 1 mjg of marijuana.

You:Snoop Dogg smokes 420 grams of weed everyday.
Me: That’s a lot.
You: It’s 1 marijuanagram.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Niggi Minaj

The black queen of rap.
She always raps the N word along with Yo and Ayy many througout.
Also known as Africa’s greatest rapper.

Ariana Grande: I can rap very well.
Niggi Minaj: Hold my beer.

by gregben June 5, 2021

Silly Pussy

A pussy (in the form of a fleshlight) you can make any shape with.

Me: I love this new toy.
You: It’s silly pussy.
Me: Wow.

by gregben February 5, 2022

Breastquake

When a woman’s breast jiggles to the point of wreaking havoc in everything else.
Usually as a result of harsh sexual activity.

Me: Did you just feel that breastquake.
You: Yeah.
Me: It damaged my room.

by gregben September 18, 2023