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Hexamyriaenneachiliatetracosicosagon

A polygon with 69420 sides.
One interior angle is 179.994814175 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.00518582541 degrees.
Me: I saw this circular looking shape before my eyes and I know it has so many sides.
You: What shape is it.
Me: A hexamyriaenneachiliatetracosicosagon.
You: What‘s that?
Me: A 69420 sided shape.
You: What stuff are you high on?
Me: I’m on weed.
You: How long have you been smoking weed for?
Me: I smoke weed everyday.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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The 69th Plunge

A water slide where you climb 69 feet upstairs and plunge 69 feet on a 138 foot long slide.
It’s the most addicting water slide in the world.
It’s as exhilarating as having sex (another reason for the name).
There are even claims that the water on the slide contains hints of semen (aka cum), adding to the pleasure.
Me: I want to go on the 69th Plunge.
You: Have fun.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Cocktave

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).
You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.
by gregben March 12, 2022
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Seventh Planet

Uranus (sometimes pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Vantablack

The darkest manmade material in existence.
It’s made up of C (carbon) nanotubes containing Nga (niggatronium, the darkest element in nature).

Vanta is an acronym for Vertically Aligned Nanotube Arrays.
Therefore each space on those C nanotubes are filled with Nga.

With all the C nanotubes and Nga aligned and combined, vantablack absorbs 99.965% of all incident light, meaning 99.965% of the total material making up vantablack is Nga.

It’s far darker than charcoal and even the blackest African niggas.
Student: I thought charcoal was dark until you told me about the exoplanet TrES-2 b after that solar eclipse I watched.
Teacher: Well charcoal is nowhere near as dark as vantablack besides TrES-2 b.
Student: What’s that?
Teacher: The darkest material ever made by man.
Student: How much light does it absorb?
Teacher: 99.965% of all light.
Student: Does that mean it’s almost all niggatronium?
Teacher: Yes, 99.965% niggatronium.
Student: Oh my god.
by gregben June 11, 2021
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Ghostrapers

People who rape ghosts or ghosts who rape people, all to scare them away.
Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTRAPERS!
by gregben February 22, 2022
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Hellaback Girl

Ben: That girl keeps praying Satan nonstop about everything.
Gregory: Well she’s a hellaback girl.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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