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Major League Ass/Assball.
Which involves hitting a ball into one’s ass/testicles and kicking ass/balls.
Which involves hitting a ball into one’s ass/testicles and kicking ass/balls.
by gregben September 17, 2023
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Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.
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by gregben August 14, 2022
Get the Joni Bitchell mug.A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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by gregben July 2, 2021
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They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.
Person 1: This show taught me so much about sex.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.
by gregben June 22, 2021
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Cardi B: Now from the top, make it drop, that's some fat ass pussy, Now get a fucket and a mop, that's some fake ass pussy, I'm talking FAP, FAP, FAP, that's some fat ass pussy, Macaroni in a pot, that's some fake ass pussy.
Cardi B: Now from the top, make it drop, that's some fat ass pussy, Now get a fucket and a mop, that's some fake ass pussy, I'm talking FAP, FAP, FAP, that's some fat ass pussy, Macaroni in a pot, that's some fake ass pussy.
by gregben August 14, 2023
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