gregben's definitions

Sexastone

69 stones.
966 pounds (lbs).
15,456 ounces (Oz).
In the British Imperial system, it’s denoted as sxst.
2 sxst = 1932 lbs.

Also the term for 69 kidney stones.

Powerlifter Ray Williams did a raw squat of 1 sexastone in 2016.
Meanwhile, a woman passed 69 kidney stones (1 sexastone).

by gregben September 13, 2023

Coronavagirus

A vagirus that causes all sorts of sexual diseases (UTIs, STDs, herpes, vaginitis) and pregnant people will get severe cases of PUPPP, HG, and miscarriages from it.
It’s spreading across the world, giving us the first vagiral pandemic.

Ben: The world is doomed from the coronavagirus.
Gregory: I know, because so many people are dying from it.
Ben: I pray the world gets better soon.
Gregory: It will if we get vagccinated.
Ben: Well we better do something.
Gregory: I agree with you.

by gregben February 23, 2022

Faggeta

What Vegeta or Vageta would be named if he were gay.

Frieza: Faggeta and Goku just got married.
Cell: What?

by gregben February 27, 2022

Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.

Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.

by gregben July 6, 2021

MLA

Major League Ass/Assball.
Which involves hitting a ball into one’s ass/testicles and kicking ass/balls.

The Los Angeles Dodgers kicked the Tampa Bay Rays’ asses and balls at the MLA.

by gregben September 17, 2023

Sexamile

69 miles.

You: How far are you driving?
Me: A sexamile.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Tittanic

A giantess with big breasts floating at sea until she crashed into a dick iceberg and sank (drowned).

Greg: There was a woman named Tittanic.
Ben: Where is she now?
Greg: She sank.
Ben: You mean she drowned.
Greg: Well yes.

by gregben April 30, 2023