gregben's definitions

Erectronica

A genre of music that involves erectronic sounds such as kicks, synths, and hats, leaving you sexually excited with erections.

Erectronica is the most satisfying genre ever.

by gregben September 17, 2023

Supermoon

When your butt is fat while either clothed (new moon) or bare (full moon). It generates hype for having effects on your behavior, mood, attitude, and sexual gratitude.

Gregory: Did you see the supermoon a while ago?
Ben: I sure did.

by gregben September 16, 2023

Hexacontaenneagon

A hexacontaenneagon or hexacontanonagon is a polygon with 69 sides. It's also known as a sexagon as well as a fuckagon.

The sum of all interior angles is 12,060 degrees.

One interior angle is 174.782698696 degrees. One exterior angle is 5.21739130435 degrees.

Because 69 isn't a Fermat prime nor a power of 2 or 3, a regular hexacontaenneagon is not constructible, not even with the use of compass + straight edge nor an angle trisector, as the number of sides is neither a product of distinct Pierpont primes.

The hexacontaenneagon is the weirdest and most vulgar polygon.

by gregben September 16, 2023

69 Cent

The alternative name for 6ixine.

69 Cent is the worst rapper of our generation.

by gregben September 15, 2023

Vagitalian

What people speak in Vagitaly.
It’s perhaps the sexiest language ever to exist.

Me: Oh I’m uh having oh a great Ah day.
You: wdym?
Me: I’m speaking Vagitalian.

by gregben September 15, 2023

Vagitaly

The sexiest place in Europe.
People masturbate there regularly every day.

Vagitaly is the hottest place on Earth.

by gregben September 15, 2023

Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when

lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.
It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.

Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after colling.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.

by gregben September 13, 2023