gregben's definitions

Sexade

Also known as a sexayear.
69 years.
It’s also a fuckade for that reason.

David Bowie lived for a sexade.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Fuckayear

Also known as a sexayear as well as a sexade.

69 years.

David Bowie lived for a fuckayear.

by gregben September 12, 2023

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.

by gregben September 12, 2023

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Tittok

A video on TikTok/DikTok posted by a woman about her titties.

That woman posted her breast on Tittok.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Starship 69

The name of a spacecraft to have sex on.
Inspired by Adam Sandler’s song Station 69.

Starship 69 is the weirdest spacecraft ever put into orbit.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Whorassment

The act of being aggressive toward whores.

This man committed sexual whorassment toward whores.

by gregben September 12, 2023