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A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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A musical group arranged to perform pornographic music by doing sexual activities such as mating, performing fellatio, licking pussy, etc.
by gregben July 2, 2021
Get the Orgestra mug.A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.
You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
by gregben February 6, 2022
Get the Tom Crotchrane mug.The song for the orgies of the 1970’s.
Played by The Bee Gees.
Hot girls danced to it while guys were banging on them when it played.
Girls moaned to the song.
Played by The Bee Gees.
Hot girls danced to it while guys were banging on them when it played.
Girls moaned to the song.
Bee Gees: Stayin Alive, Stayin’ Alive, OH OH OH OH STAYIN’ ALIVE!
Ben: Those girls are sure having fun.
Gregory: They’re Stayin’ alive to the music.
Ben: Those girls are sure having fun.
Gregory: They’re Stayin’ alive to the music.
by gregben February 18, 2022
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Me: Played by Robbie Cocaine.
You: Yeah.
Me: Rest in peace Robbie Cocaine.
Me: Played by Robbie Cocaine.
You: Yeah.
Me: Rest in peace Robbie Cocaine.
by gregben October 16, 2022
Get the Robbie Cocaine mug.A Death Star style space station formed by the collision of the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) V-Chip (which censored programs such as The Pimpsons and Assarama for example) and USAF (United States Air Force) Flying Destiny (both of which launched into orbit in 1998).
It had the power to censor indecent planets by spitting black goo which caused them to implode, all as a form of censorship.
Poopiter, Planet XXX, and that world that can't be mentioned in polite company (or better known as #!@€$!#%&) were the V-Giny’s victim planets.
The V-Giny only spared planets that are approved for all audiences.
It had the power to censor indecent planets by spitting black goo which caused them to implode, all as a form of censorship.
Poopiter, Planet XXX, and that world that can't be mentioned in polite company (or better known as #!@€$!#%&) were the V-Giny’s victim planets.
The V-Giny only spared planets that are approved for all audiences.
Leela: Fry’s ship is heading for that small moon.
Fry: That’s no moon, that’s a space station.
Leela: What are those huge letters?
Zapp Brannigan: V-Giny? Doesn’t ring a bell.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I don’t like the looks of this V-Giny.
V-Giny: People of Earth, hear the righteous word of the Mighty V-GINY!
Bender: THE MIGHTY V-GINY?!
Fry: That’s no moon, that’s a space station.
Leela: What are those huge letters?
Zapp Brannigan: V-Giny? Doesn’t ring a bell.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I don’t like the looks of this V-Giny.
V-Giny: People of Earth, hear the righteous word of the Mighty V-GINY!
Bender: THE MIGHTY V-GINY?!
by gregben July 5, 2021
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