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Poonlight

Moonlight reflecting off your poon (a.k.a. your vagina).
You: My pregnant mother is giving off poonlight.
Me: How interesting.
by gregben February 27, 2022
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Sexastone

69 stones.
966 pounds (lbs).
15,456 ounces (Oz).
In the British Imperial system, it’s denoted as sxst.
2 sxst = 1932 lbs.

Also the term for 69 kidney stones.
Powerlifter Ray Williams did a raw squat of 1 sexastone in 2016.
Meanwhile, a woman passed 69 kidney stones (1 sexastone).
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Coronavagirus

A vagirus that causes all sorts of sexual diseases (UTIs, STDs, herpes, vaginitis) and pregnant people will get severe cases of PUPPP, HG, and miscarriages from it.
It’s spreading across the world, giving us the first vagiral pandemic.
Ben: The world is doomed from the coronavagirus.
Gregory: I know, because so many people are dying from it.
Ben: I pray the world gets better soon.
Gregory: It will if we get vagccinated.
Ben: Well we better do something.
Gregory: I agree with you.
by gregben February 23, 2022
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Pelicunt

A sea creature that poops flies over people just to poop on them for being cunts.
A sea creature that acts like an annoying little cunt.
A sea creature that sounds like it's constantly moaning as if having sex no matter what it's doing.
A sea creature that distracts you from your summer vacation.
You: I went to the beach to swim in the ocean, but these pelicunts are getting in the way.
Me: Would you pelicunts just shut up.
by gregben July 26, 2022
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Faggeta

What Vegeta or Vageta would be named if he were gay.
Frieza: Faggeta and Goku just got married.
Cell: What?
by gregben February 27, 2022
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Hey Masturbator

A song by Green Tom that parodizes the Bayside Boys Remix of the 1993 dance hit Macarena by Los Del Río.
It’s about someone who masturbates.
Ben: I just listened to this really funny song.
Gregory: What is it?
Ben: Hey Masturbator by Green Tom.
by gregben July 6, 2021
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Tittanic

A giantess with big breasts floating at sea until she crashed into a dick iceberg and sank (drowned).
Greg: There was a woman named Tittanic.
Ben: Where is she now?
Greg: She sank.
Ben: You mean she drowned.
Greg: Well yes.
by gregben April 30, 2023
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