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Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit

A catchy song by crapper Will Shit Smith featuring a chorus of moaning sluts known as the Bar Gays.
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
by gregben October 30, 2022
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Lunar Eclipse

When your butt (or Moon) is in shadow.
It can only happen during a full moon (in which you bend over and expose your buttocks).
Ben: Did you see the lunar eclipse last night?
Gregory: It was crazy.
Ben: My friend bent over to get something but was in shadow because her room was dark.
Gregory: That’s a good thing because she was naked alright.
Ben: I know right?
Gregory: Yeah.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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Trader Hoe's

A grocery store for promiscuous women who want condoms, tampons, etc.
Gregory: I got tampons for my wife.
Ben: Where did you buy them.
Gregory: Trader Hoe's.
by gregben August 21, 2022
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69 inches

5 foot/feet 9 inches (5’9”).
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.
Most of us are 69 inches tall.
by gregben October 15, 2023
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Nigerian Black Frog

A species of frogs found in Nigeria.

Their skin is black (as they have more niggatronium in their pigmentation than the skin of all other frogs).

They thrive in all environments (water and land).

They’re nocturnal, so they only come out at night to hunt for food (like lizards, spiders, etc).

They let out their vocal calls by repeatedly saying niggit until they find food and they keep doing it.

They’re extremely defensive as well and highly venomous, biting any white-skinned creature that intrudes it.
You: We just discovered the Nigerian black frog in Nigeria.
Me: Wow!
by gregben February 15, 2022
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Baejing

A city in China where gay men get engaged, married and make out.
Baejing is the gayest place in China.
by gregben March 12, 2022
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Sexamarijuanapound

69420 pounds (lbs).

In the British Imperial and US Customary systems, it’s denoted as sxmjlb.

Its mentioned in the song 69420 lbs Yeet by Enter the Vortex.
Enter the Vortex sang a song about a sexamarijuanapound.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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