Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker

A fairy who always throws a fit and tantrum when the person asks it too much information (TMI).

Princess: Can I help my prince?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Well why did you ask me?
Princess: My prince is in danger from the witch?
Fairy Goddamnmotherfucker: Oh please!

by gregben July 01, 2021

Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022

pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

by gregben June 19, 2021

Dickade

A crappy decade.

The 2020's is the dickade of the 21st century.

by gregben July 25, 2023

SBPM

A tempo range made up of 69 beats per minute (BPM).
Also known as a sexabeat per minute (69 bpm).
It equals a tempo range known as seximo (sexy, seductive, and arousing).
It's the best genre for slow dancing.

The best tempo for slow dance is 1 SBPM (which's 69 BPM).

by gregben September 17, 2023

Pubix

A grocery store for adult men, where you can buy items to shave your pubic area.
A pubic supermarket

Person 1: Do you want to go shopping?
Person 2: I'm going to the adult grocery store.
Person 1: Adult Grocery Store? I thought it was Publix.
Person 2: No. Pubix.

by gregben March 25, 2017

Thot’s Why

A phrase where you can literally say after every sentence, question or comment to a thot.

You: I Wanna get some Dick for my pussy.
Me: Thot’s why she’s crazy.

by gregben February 22, 2022