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Sexade

Also known as a sexayear.
69 years.
It’s also a fuckade for that reason.
David Bowie lived for a sexade.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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SBPM

A tempo range made up of 69 beats per minute (BPM).
Also known as a sexabeat per minute (69 bpm).
It equals a tempo range known as seximo (sexy, seductive, and arousing).
It's the best genre for slow dancing.
The best tempo for slow dance is 1 SBPM (which's 69 BPM).
by gregben September 17, 2023
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Dickade

The 2020's is the dickade of the 21st century.
by gregben July 25, 2023
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Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when

lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.
It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.
Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after colling.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Terasexagon

A terasexagon (also known as a tera sexagon as well as a terafuckagon and tera fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 trillion sides.
That's 1 trillion times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 teragons (trillion-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000,000,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999999999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000000000521 degrees.
Ben: Can there be anything more mind-blowing than a gigasexagon?
Gregory: How about terasexagon?
Ben: I can't believe that.
Gregory: Well duh.
Ben: Unbelievable.
by gregben August 20, 2023
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Anusthesia

Anasthesia for your anus.
It's poured onto your anus and puts you to sleep so you can get anally fucked or raped without even knowing.
You: You just had anal sex.
Me: I didn't know that.
You: You were given anusthesia.
Me: Wow.
by gregben August 20, 2023
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Erectrician

Somebody that promotes erections toward people by masturbating them.
Erectricians also turn on the lights with such performance toward people.
One can also do it to him/herself.
You: Are you fixing the lights for the club?
Me: Yes, I’m doing it because I’m an erectrician.
by gregben June 5, 2021
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