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Get the Paramount+ mug.1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the Express 69 mug.A Death Star style space station formed by the collision of the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) V-Chip (which censored programs such as The Pimpsons and Assarama for example) and USAF (United States Air Force) Flying Destiny (both of which launched into orbit in 1998).
It had the power to censor indecent planets by spitting black goo which caused them to implode, all as a form of censorship.
Poopiter, Planet XXX, and that world that can't be mentioned in polite company (or better known as #!@€$!#%&) were the V-Giny’s victim planets.
The V-Giny only spared planets that are approved for all audiences.
It had the power to censor indecent planets by spitting black goo which caused them to implode, all as a form of censorship.
Poopiter, Planet XXX, and that world that can't be mentioned in polite company (or better known as #!@€$!#%&) were the V-Giny’s victim planets.
The V-Giny only spared planets that are approved for all audiences.
Leela: Fry’s ship is heading for that small moon.
Fry: That’s no moon, that’s a space station.
Leela: What are those huge letters?
Zapp Brannigan: V-Giny? Doesn’t ring a bell.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I don’t like the looks of this V-Giny.
V-Giny: People of Earth, hear the righteous word of the Mighty V-GINY!
Bender: THE MIGHTY V-GINY?!
Fry: That’s no moon, that’s a space station.
Leela: What are those huge letters?
Zapp Brannigan: V-Giny? Doesn’t ring a bell.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I don’t like the looks of this V-Giny.
V-Giny: People of Earth, hear the righteous word of the Mighty V-GINY!
Bender: THE MIGHTY V-GINY?!
by gregben July 5, 2021
Get the V-Giny mug.When you take a shit so hard it gets shot into the toilet, messing up the toilet walls and creating a big splash.
Also the act of tossing your shit into the air ultimately it lands on someone’s face or something.
Also the act of tossing your shit into the air ultimately it lands on someone’s face or something.
by gregben March 14, 2022
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