The darkest planet ever discovered.
It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.
It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.
It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.
Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
It’s bigger than Jupiter by 27.2% in diameter and 19.9% in mass.
It orbits its star in 2.47063 days.
It’s star is actually part of a binary star system located 750 light years from our Solar System.
It was discovered by the Trans-Atlantic Exoplanet Survey (TrES) in 2006.
Besides containing Na (sodium) and K (potassium), up to 99.96% of TrES-2 b is made up of Nga (Niggatronium - an extremely dense element that absorbs all light and is generally responsible for the color black).
Student: I thought the solar eclipse made our day so dark.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
Teacher: You haven’t seen what daytime’s like on the planet TrES-2 b.
Student: Whoa, what year was it discovered.
Teacher: 2006.
Student: Oh My God.
by gregben June 08, 2021
Music from 2007 to the present, since the death of the G.O.A.T. Michael Jackson.
Songs nowadays are about drugs, sex, butts, violence, body-shaming, and racism.
Many producers and singers nowadays even take drugs and die so soon.
Songs nowadays are about drugs, sex, butts, violence, body-shaming, and racism.
Many producers and singers nowadays even take drugs and die so soon.
Ben: Music used to be so much fun back in the day.
Greg: Yeah, now it’s poosic.
Ben: well ever since the great Michael Jackson died.
Greg: I know, music sucks so much now that it’s poosic.
Greg: Yeah, now it’s poosic.
Ben: well ever since the great Michael Jackson died.
Greg: I know, music sucks so much now that it’s poosic.
by gregben June 07, 2021
A polygon with 30 sides.
It’s 10 times the number of sides as a triangle.
It’s also known as a pornogon as since the number of sides is 30, whose Roman numeral is XXX, alternatively making it an XXX-Gon.
One interior angle is 168 degrees.
One exterior angle is 12 degrees.
It’s 10 times the number of sides as a triangle.
It’s also known as a pornogon as since the number of sides is 30, whose Roman numeral is XXX, alternatively making it an XXX-Gon.
One interior angle is 168 degrees.
One exterior angle is 12 degrees.
by gregben September 11, 2023
by gregben September 30, 2023
A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.
The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!
The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 08, 2021
by gregben September 15, 2023
A channel that involves girls and boys making pop poosic and making out.
Over the years, the poosic went from erectro-bubblecum to crappy trap.
The girls and boys argue about their lives and relationships before having sex and finally having children.
Some instances even involve rape scenes in the shows and poovies.
Anyone watching Jizzney Channel will be poosessed by its disgusting nature and turn into mentally retarded rapists.
Over the years, the poosic went from erectro-bubblecum to crappy trap.
The girls and boys argue about their lives and relationships before having sex and finally having children.
Some instances even involve rape scenes in the shows and poovies.
Anyone watching Jizzney Channel will be poosessed by its disgusting nature and turn into mentally retarded rapists.
You: What the hell are you watching.
Me: I’m on Jizzney Channel.
You: Why’s that.
Me: It’s all I can watch.
You: Well I hope you’re careful because it can make people weird.
Me: Still can’t find anything else.
You: Oh boy.
Me: I’m on Jizzney Channel.
You: Why’s that.
Me: It’s all I can watch.
You: Well I hope you’re careful because it can make people weird.
Me: Still can’t find anything else.
You: Oh boy.
by gregben March 15, 2022