gregben's definitions

Sexapound

69 pounds (lbs).

In the British Imperial and US Customary systems, it’s denoted as sxlb.

2 sxlbs is 138 lbs.

I lost a sexapound between 3 and 4 months.
Meanwhile, this woman gained a sexapound during pregnancy.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Whordon Ramsay

A British chef who's always crazy and trying to get attention to people who don't care about him or his food.
His father was high on alcohol and drugs.

Whordon Ramsay is a total attention whore.

by gregben October 29, 2022

Fuckayear

Also known as a sexayear as well as a sexade.

69 years.

David Bowie lived for a fuckayear.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Erectrician

Somebody that promotes erections toward people by masturbating them.
Erectricians also turn on the lights with such performance toward people.
One can also do it to him/herself.

You: Are you fixing the lights for the club?
Me: Yes, I’m doing it because I’m an erectrician.

by gregben June 5, 2021

Anusthesia

Anasthesia for your anus.
It's poured onto your anus and puts you to sleep so you can get anally fucked or raped without even knowing.

You: You just had anal sex.
Me: I didn't know that.
You: You were given anusthesia.
Me: Wow.

by gregben August 20, 2023

Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.

It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.

It also contains C (carbon).

Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after cooling.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.

by gregben September 28, 2023

Erectronica

A genre of music that involves erectronic sounds such as kicks, synths, and hats, leaving you sexually excited with erections.

Erectronica is the most satisfying genre ever.

by gregben September 17, 2023