gregben's definitions

Pookraine

What Russia turned the Ukraine into in 2022.

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.

by gregben February 25, 2022

Bart Pimpson

The son of Homer Pimpson from the Pimpsons.

Bart Pimpson was the funniest kid on television.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Simpie Plan

An accidental misspelling that’ll trigger simps of Simple Plan.

What’s New Scooby Doo is Simpie Plan’s biggest song.

by gregben September 19, 2023

Baehive

A home for gay people who always make out.
They only get out during their honeymoons.

You: These people are making out in their baehive.
Me: It's perfect.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Whorliday Inn

A crappy motel where people dump shit and throw orgies.

You: I just booked a gaycation trip to a Whorliday Inn.
Me: YAS! We can hook up with friends and bang them.
You: Ok

by gregben January 1, 2022

Beetlejews

A Jewish movie about ghosts.

Ben: Beetlejews is the best Jewish movie on Earth.
Gregory: Hmm.
Ben: It has a sequel in 2024.
Gregory: What’s it called.
Ben: Beetlejews 2.

by gregben November 20, 2023

EDM

EDM is erectronic dance music and has the power to sexually excite people to dance, in which the sounds stimulate sexual arousal which leads to erections and sexual gratitude.
It can also promote babies unless it’s ear rape which the the bass and other sounds from EDM are notorious for.

You: Do you wanna go out and have fun?
Me: Yes, I wanna dance to some EDM at the club!

by gregben June 5, 2021