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Baeonce

A hooker who's always singing for men, such as boyfriends.
She's somehow friends with Shitkira.
Her best song is Gaylo.
Baeonce loves men more than Shitkira.
by gregben May 29, 2023
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Tom Crotchrane

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.
You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.
by gregben February 6, 2022
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Stayin’ Alive

The song for the orgies of the 1970’s.
Played by The Bee Gees.
Hot girls danced to it while guys were banging on them when it played.
Girls moaned to the song.
Bee Gees: Stayin Alive, Stayin’ Alive, OH OH OH OH STAYIN’ ALIVE!
Ben: Those girls are sure having fun.
Gregory: They’re Stayin’ alive to the music.
by gregben February 18, 2022
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Robbie Cocaine

You: My favorite Harry Potter character besides Harry himself is Fagrid.
Me: Played by Robbie Cocaine.
You: Yeah.
Me: Rest in peace Robbie Cocaine.
by gregben October 16, 2022
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Vagitalian

What people speak in Vagitaly.
It’s perhaps the sexiest language ever to exist.
Me: Oh I’m uh having oh a great Ah day.
You: wdym?
Me: I’m speaking Vagitalian.
by gregben September 15, 2023
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Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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V-Giny

A Death Star style space station formed by the collision of the FCC (Federal Communications Commission) V-Chip (which censored programs such as The Pimpsons and Assarama for example) and USAF (United States Air Force) Flying Destiny (both of which launched into orbit in 1998).

It had the power to censor indecent planets by spitting black goo which caused them to implode, all as a form of censorship.

Poopiter, Planet XXX, and that world that can't be mentioned in polite company (or better known as #!@€$!#%&) were the V-Giny’s victim planets.

The V-Giny only spared planets that are approved for all audiences.
Leela: Fry’s ship is heading for that small moon.

Fry: That’s no moon, that’s a space station.
Leela: What are those huge letters?
Zapp Brannigan: V-Giny? Doesn’t ring a bell.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I don’t like the looks of this V-Giny.
V-Giny: People of Earth, hear the righteous word of the Mighty V-GINY!

Bender: THE MIGHTY V-GINY?!
by gregben July 5, 2021
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