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Pornogon

A polygon with 30 sides.
It’s also known as an XXX-Gon since (with XXX being the Roman numeral for 30), it has 30 sides.
The pornogon may be the most vulgar polygon besides the sexagon.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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Pornoyear

30 years.
The time where you’ll achieve your sexual desire and have children.
After all, XXX is the Roman numeral for 30.
Me: I had sex and children 1 pornoyear after birth.
You: Wow!
by gregben September 11, 2023
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Pornade

3 decades.
30 years.
XXX years.
The time after birth where you’ll achieve your sexual goals including sexual intercourse and pregnancy.
Me: I just gave birth to my baby at age 30.
You: Lucky timing.
Me: Yeah, it’s been a pornade since I was born.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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Sexainch

69 inches (69”).
5 feet 9 inches (5’9”).
It’s no wonder why this height for a woman is so appealing.
It’s sexually pleasing and healthy.
This is one of the main reasons most hot models and most American males are this height.
Cindy Crawford, Serena Williams, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Bieber, and most American men are a sexainch tall.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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Octainch

8 inches (8”).
2/3 of 1 foot (2/3’).
Me: My penis can grow an octainch long during erections.
You: That’s cool.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Hexainch

6 inches (6”).
1/2 of a foot (1/2’).
Me: My penis is typically a hexainch long.
You: I see.
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Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.

Me: Wow.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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