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Loretta Shit

The actress who played Major Margaret on M*A*S*H* where she was nicknamed Hot Lips.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.
Ben: What are you watching?
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.
by gregben August 20, 2023
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Poobai

The biggest city with sculptures of poop bigger and taller than any poop you ever let out.
Located at the UAE (United Arab Emirates).
The tallest poop sculpture in Poobai is the Burj Khalifuck.
Poobai has the most majestic and tallest poop sculptures in the world.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Tittok

A video on TikTok/DikTok posted by a woman about her titties.
That woman posted her breast on Tittok.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.
DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.
by gregben March 10, 2022
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Poonlight

Moonlight reflecting off your poon (a.k.a. your vagina).
You: My pregnant mother is giving off poonlight.
Me: How interesting.
by gregben February 27, 2022
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Whorton Hears a Poo

A little story about an elephant named Whorton who discovers a speck of fecal matter where a little town named Pooville takes place, home of the poos.

Everyone in the jungle refuses to believe him and wants the pop speck dipped in lava.

The poos are trying to get Whorton to hear them, but nothing can solve it other than uttering a big YOP!

The big creatures finally believe Whorton and Pooville along with its poos are saved.
Kid: I just read a book about a little town on a speck called Pooville where there are these creatures called poos.
Mom: What is it?
Kid: It’s called Whorton Hears a Poo.
Mom: Ok.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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Pelicunt

A sea creature that poops flies over people just to poop on them for being cunts.
A sea creature that acts like an annoying little cunt.
A sea creature that sounds like it's constantly moaning as if having sex no matter what it's doing.
A sea creature that distracts you from your summer vacation.
You: I went to the beach to swim in the ocean, but these pelicunts are getting in the way.
Me: Would you pelicunts just shut up.
by gregben July 26, 2022
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