Pussia

What Russia should REALLY be named.
They think they’re strong and brave, but they’re pussies.

You: Russia’s full of pussies, it’s Pussia.
Me: I should’ve known.

by gregben February 28, 2022

Pusstard

A condoment that tastes so spicy hot that you act like a mentally retarded person.

You: Why are you acting so mentally retarded?
Me: Calm down, I just had pusstard for lunch.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Taylor Shit

The most overdramatic poopstar on the planet Earth.
She’s also skinny, shaky, drunk, and begging for boyfriends so she can make a “hit song” when she sounds like she’s mentally ill.
Yet she gets too much praise for her lazy ass poosic when she’s always about to cry like a baby and pussy.

You: Taylor Shit is so ugly I don’t get how she became so popular.
Me: No shit Sherlock.
You: Well she makes poosic.
Me: Well what else did you ask me.

by gregben February 28, 2022

138 Years

2 sexades.
2 sexayears.
2 fuckades.
2 fuckayears.
2 hexacontaenneades.
2 hecacontaenneayears.
1 hectatriacontaoctade.
1 hectatriacontaoctayear.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

A pair of Nigerian twins were claimed and unofficially reported on TikTok/DikTok to have lived for 138 years (2 sexades) since 2023.

by gregben September 14, 2023

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Motherfuckership

A giant ship that leads, serves, or carries other smaller vehicles for sexual purposes.

The motherfuckership attacked New York City on Independence Day

by gregben July 01, 2024

Pooville

A little town on a speck of fecal matter located on a clover where creatures such as poos are always pooping.
Discovered by the great elephant Whorton.

Whorton: I found this speck that landed on a clover.
Poos: CAN YOU HEAR US! OUR CITY OF POOVILLE IS IN DANGER!

by gregben June 08, 2021