Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).
You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.
by gregben September 14, 2023
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Crappier Than Ever

What Billie Eilish trolls call her biggest hit.
Billie Eilish trolls: Billie Eilish’s song is crappier than ever, so overplayed.
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Faggotree

A tree where the old faggots were made from.
Explorer: That tree looks weird.
Teacher: That’s an old faggotree, what people back then used to make faggot wood and cigarettes from.
Explorer: Woah!
by gregben July 07, 2021
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A polygon with 694208008135 sides.

One interior angle is 179.999999999 degrees.
One exterior angle is 5.1857656e-10 degrees.

It is the funniest polygon in existence, even funnier than an

octachiliahectatriacontapentagon (an 8008135-sided polygon).
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Anustasia

Anustasia is a woman who has the biggest, shiniest, and most colorful anus in the world.
Anustasia can get anally fucked as many times as possible and still have the perfect anus.
Anustasia has the prettiest anus around.
by gregben August 20, 2023
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Pornogon

A polygon with 30 sides.
It’s also known as an XXX-Gon since (with XXX being the Roman numeral for 30), it has 30 sides.
The pornogon may be the most vulgar polygon besides the sexagon.
by gregben September 11, 2023
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Starship 69

The name of a spacecraft to have sex on.
Inspired by Adam Sandler’s song Station 69.
Starship 69 is the weirdest spacecraft ever put into orbit.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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