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Brendon Urine

A former member of Panic at the Dicksco and helped Taylor Shit make her most watched music video on YouTube besides Shake It Off.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.
Brendon Urine: I left Panic at the Dicksco and collaborated with Taylor Shit so she can get more famous.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.
by gregben May 14, 2023
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Poobai

The biggest city with sculptures of poop bigger and taller than any poop you ever let out.
Located at the UAE (United Arab Emirates).
The tallest poop sculpture in Poobai is the Burj Khalifuck.
Poobai has the most majestic and tallest poop sculptures in the world.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Loretta Shit

The actress who played Major Margaret on M*A*S*H* where she was nicknamed Hot Lips.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.
Ben: What are you watching?
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.
by gregben August 20, 2023
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Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.
DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.
by gregben March 10, 2022
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Simpie Plan

An accidental misspelling that’ll trigger simps of Simple Plan.
What’s New Scooby Doo is Simpie Plan’s biggest song.
by gregben September 19, 2023
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Sexainch

69 inches (69”).
5 feet 9 inches (5’9”).
Less mentioned as a hexacontaenneainch.

It’s no wonder why this height for a woman is so appealing.
It’s sexually pleasing.

This is one of the main reasons most hot fashion models are this height.
Cindy Crawford, Serena Williams, Gwyneth Paltrow, Justin Bieber, Charly Jordan, and most American men are a sexainch tall.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Carmen Erectra

A glamourous model with titties and an ass so hot you’ll get erections just looking at her, hence her last name.
Gregory: What are you looking up in the internet.
Ben: I’m looking up Carmen Erectra, she’s HOT!
by gregben August 28, 2021
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