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SBPM

A tempo range made up of 69 beats per minute (BPM).
Also known as a sexabeat per minute (69 bpm).
It equals a tempo range known as seximo (sexy, seductive, and arousing).
It's the best genre for slow dancing.

The best tempo for slow dance is 1 SBPM (which's 69 BPM).

by gregben September 17, 2023

138 Cents

2 sexadollars.

Me: How much does this bag cost?
You: 138 cents.
Me: What's so interesting about that?
You: It's 2 sexacents.
Me: So that's 69 cents x 2?
You: Correct.

by gregben September 17, 2023

Sexadollar

69 dollars.

Me: How much are these tickets worth?
You: A sexadollar.
Me: What does that mean?
You: It's 69 dollars.

by gregben September 17, 2023

Sexacent

69 cents.
You could call 6ix9ine as well.

Me: How much does this bottle cost?
You: A sexacent.
Me: What does that mean?
You: 69 cents.

by gregben September 17, 2023

Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.

It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.
It also contains C (carbon).

Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after colling.

Student: Cool.

Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.

Student: Wow.

by gregben September 17, 2023

MLA

Major League Ass/Assball.
Which involves hitting a ball into one’s ass/testicles and kicking ass/balls.

The Los Angeles Dodgers kicked the Tampa Bay Rays’ asses and balls at the MLA.

by gregben September 17, 2023

NFL

National Fuck/Fucking League.
An event where fuckers fuck one another to get scores and win the game.

Tom Brady won the NFL.

by gregben September 17, 2023