gregben's definitions

Shitkira

A black thot who's an insult to the Latin pop music cummunity.

Shitkira: Zama Zamina Oh Oh Fuck Fucka Fuck Aye Aya Zamina oh Fuck Me This Time for Africa.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.

Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.

Me: Wow.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Breastquake

When a woman’s breast jiggles to the point of wreaking havoc in everything else.
Usually as a result of harsh sexual activity.

Me: Did you just feel that breastquake.
You: Yeah.
Me: It damaged my room.

by gregben September 18, 2023

Pookraine

What Russia turned the Ukraine into in 2022.

Ben: Russia’s attacking the Ukraine this year.
Gregory: I know, I you can call it the Pookraine now, they ruined it.
Ben: Poor Pookraine.

by gregben February 25, 2022

PISS

A rock band known for their erotic nature of giving the audience heart pounding music, which makes anyone either piss their pants (hence the band name) or give handsome guys erections and banging on hot chicks til beef curtains form in their pussies.
Piss plays the song I Wanna Fuck a Whore, sending the boyz and girlz moaning and throwing an orgy.

PISS: I WANNA FUCK A WHORE ALL NIGHT AND ORGY EVERYDAY!
Gregory: These whores are being fucked all night.
Ben: I know, it’s an orgy all night long.

by gregben July 2, 2022

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Jimmy Buffet

A buffet where people get high and drunk in honor of the late Jimmy Buffett.
It’s also known as the Margaritaville in honor of his GOAT hit song Margaritaville.

People were paying tribute to Jimmy Buffett at the Jimmy Buffet.

by gregben September 13, 2023