gregben's definitions

Niggy Bank

A black piggy bank.
Made in Africa.

Flynn: How much money do you have in your niggy bank?
Roger: 69 cents.

by gregben September 19, 2023

Simpie Plan

An accidental misspelling that’ll trigger simps of Simple Plan.

What’s New Scooby Doo is Simpie Plan’s biggest song.

by gregben September 19, 2023

Shitellite

A piece of shit sent into orbit.
Often mistaken for space junk.

NASA: The ISS got hit by a piece of space junk.
Me: No, that’s just a shitellite.

by gregben September 18, 2023

Breastquake

When a woman’s breast jiggles to the point of wreaking havoc in everything else.
Usually as a result of harsh sexual activity.

Me: Did you just feel that breastquake.
You: Yeah.
Me: It damaged my room.

by gregben September 18, 2023

Sexabeat

69 beats.

This song is played at a sexabeat per minute (69BPM).

by gregben September 17, 2023

Kilobeat

1000 beats.

This song is played at a kilobeat per minute (1000 BPM).

by gregben September 17, 2023

138 BPM

The magic tempo for club and trance music.
Because it's 2 sexabeats per minute.
1 sexabeat is 69 beats (seximo).
It's the most common heart rate during sex.

Trance is typically played at 138 BPM (which's 2 SBPM).

by gregben September 17, 2023