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Nig Najia

A giant nigga who's about 8 feet tall and can do slam dunks without even jumping.
He's the world's tallest basketball player alive.
You: Did you hear about this tall dude that plays basketball?
Me: Who's that?
You: Nig Najia.
Me: Who's he.
You: The world's tallest basketball player alive.
Me: How tall is he?
You: Nearly 8 feet.
Me: Wow.
You: I know, he can slam dunk a basket without even jumping.
Me: He is one helluva massive nigga.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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Kilobeat

This song is played at a kilobeat per minute (1000 BPM).
by gregben September 17, 2023
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Priktok

An app that pricks use and post videos of their pricks on.
You: Did you see that priktok video of a guy’s prick and balls?
Me: Yeah I did.
by gregben March 12, 2022
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Somebody’s Fucking Me

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.
Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!
by gregben February 20, 2022
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The 7th Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus though also pronounced Urineus or Urinus).
Uranus is the 7th planet in our solar system.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Black

The exact opposite of white.

It is caused by the absorption of all incident light.

Some things look darker than others because they absorb more light.

The only element to ever do that is Nga (Niggatronium), an element consisting of 500 N (neutrons) and 1 Z (proton) making it among the heaviest element of all time besides U (uranium) which has 92 protons and 92 electrons and is radioactive.

Our pigmentation contains Nga and some people have it more than others.

Though black holes look black as they pull light with their extreme gravity.
Person 1: White isn’t a color.
Person 2: Neither is black.
Person 1: Well white looks bright because it reflects all light.
Person 2: And black looks dark because it absorbs all light.
by gregben June 9, 2021
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