gregben's definitions

Erectrician

Somebody that promotes erections toward people by masturbating them.
Erectricians also turn on the lights with such performance toward people.
One can also do it to him/herself.

You: Are you fixing the lights for the club?
Me: Yes, I’m doing it because I’m an erectrician.

by gregben June 5, 2021

EDM

EDM is erectronic dance music and has the power to sexually excite people to dance, in which the sounds stimulate sexual arousal which leads to erections and sexual gratitude.
It can also promote babies unless it’s ear rape which the the bass and other sounds from EDM are notorious for.

You: Do you wanna go out and have fun?
Me: Yes, I wanna dance to some EDM at the club!

by gregben June 5, 2021

faggarena

A crazy dance gay people perform, along with a twist, usually when a date night turns crazy.

Mike: Wanna dance with me?
John: Sure, let’s do the faggarena.

by gregben June 8, 2019

dildio

A phallic radio where you listen to sexual pornographic music, including the sounds of men and women having an orgasm.

Eric Tyler: Can you turning some music?
Ben Gregory: Sure, I can turn on the dildio and we can listen to some fucking entertainment.

by gregben June 2, 2019

daffy dick

A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.

Daffy dick.

Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.

by gregben May 22, 2019

Pubix

A grocery store for adult men, where you can buy items to shave your pubic area.
A pubic supermarket

Person 1: Do you want to go shopping?
Person 2: I'm going to the adult grocery store.
Person 1: Adult Grocery Store? I thought it was Publix.
Person 2: No. Pubix.

by gregben March 25, 2017