POOREKA

The exclamative phrase when you or someone lets out a big poop.
Me: I smell something in the bathroom.
You: POOREKA! Your friend just let it out.
by gregben February 28, 2022
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Octainch

8 inches (8”).
2/3 of 1 foot (2/3’).
Me: My penis can grow an octainch long during erections.
You: That’s cool.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Sexaëteris

A sexaëteris (a.k.a. a hexacontaenneaëteris) is the Greek name for the period within 69 tropical years (a tropical sexayear or sexade) where the Moon phase occurs within 2 weeks earlier.

It corresponds to 853 synodic months, 921.9640993384945 sidereal months, 925.6720522032531 draconic months, 914.1717622827045 anomalistic months, and 25,189.59153240744 days.

It’s just over 65 synodic periods and nearly 6 sidereal revolutions of Jupiter, meaning every new/full moon a sexaëteris apart will be 4 days past conjunction/opposition of Jupiter.
It’s just over 65 synodic periods and close to 6 sidereal revolutions of Jupiter, meaning every new/full moon a sexaëteris apart will be 4 days past conjunction/opposition of Jupiter.
Ben: The first full moon of 2000 is a sexaëteris before the first full moon of 2069.
Gregory: When was the first one again?
Ben: Between January 20 and 21.
Gregory: When’s the first full moon of 2069?
Ben: January 7.
Gregory: Ok.
by gregben October 02, 2023
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Ghostpussers

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTPUSSERS!
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Cumming Soon

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.
Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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Nig Najia

A giant nigga who's about 8 feet tall and can do slam dunks without even jumping.
He's the world's tallest basketball player alive.
You: Did you hear about this tall dude that plays basketball?
Me: Who's that?
You: Nig Najia.
Me: Who's he.
You: The world's tallest basketball player alive.
Me: How tall is he?
You: Nearly 8 feet.
Me: Wow.
You: I know, he can slam dunk a basket without even jumping.
Me: He is one helluva massive nigga.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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