Ella Shitzgerald

A lady who makes music by taking a shit a bunch of times in a rhythmic pattern while singing in strong arousing notes.

The sound of her rhythmically pooping mimics the drumbeat heard in Jizz music, making it the most pleasing beat you’ve ever heard.

Ella Shitzgerald was known as the queen of jizz.
Ben: I just heard the most amazing song in the world.
Gregory: Yeah, by Ella Shitzgerald.
Ben: Wow, is she still alive.
Gregory: No, she’s dead.
Ben: That’s sad.
Gregory: I know, R.I.P.
Ben: she’s at the perfect place making music.
by gregben January 01, 2022
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Bad Bromance

When 2 bros (usually gay) get engaged but end up fighting.
You: These brothers just started fighting after getting engaged.
Me: that’s bad bromance you’re seeing.
by gregben February 19, 2022
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Kurt Cocaine

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.
Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.
by gregben February 26, 2022
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Baejing

A city in China where gay men get engaged, married and make out.
Baejing is the gayest place in China.
by gregben March 13, 2022
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Fucking

The former name of a little town in Austria.
Renamed to Fugging for its vulgarity, though Fuggins would've been a better choice to name.
Linda: There's a town in Austria inappropriately named the F-word.
Johns: It used to be Fucking, but thank goodness they renamed it to Fugging even though Fuggins would've been a whole lot better.
by gregben July 07, 2021
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Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.
DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.
by gregben March 10, 2022
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69 inches

5 foot/feet 9 inches (5’9”).
A sexainch.
The best height for people.
Many runners, swimmers, basketball, soccer, and football players, as well as models and most American men are around this height.
Most of us are 69 inches tall.
by gregben October 15, 2023
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