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Anustasia

Anustasia is a woman who has the biggest, shiniest, and most colorful anus in the world.
Anustasia can get anally fucked as many times as possible and still have the perfect anus.
Anustasia has the prettiest anus around.
by gregben August 20, 2023
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Ginesis

The lady with the most creative vagina.
She makes more babies than any other woman.
Also named Vagenesis.
Gregory: There’s been a new record for the most babies born at once.
Ben: How many?
Gregory: 12.
Ben: Wow!
Gregory: I know, thank Ginesis for making them.
Ben: That’s great.
Gregory: Yes.
by gregben January 16, 2022
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Sexaëteris

A sexaëteris (a.k.a. a hexacontaenneaëteris) is the Greek name for the period within 69 tropical years (a tropical sexayear or sexade) where the Moon phase occurs within 2 weeks earlier.

It corresponds to 853 synodic months, 921.9640993384945 sidereal months, 925.6720522032531 draconic months, 914.1717622827045 anomalistic months, and 25,189.59153240744 days.

It’s just over 65 synodic periods and nearly 6 sidereal revolutions of Jupiter, meaning every new/full moon a sexaëteris apart will be 4 days past conjunction/opposition of Jupiter.
It’s just over 65 synodic periods and close to 6 sidereal revolutions of Jupiter, meaning every new/full moon a sexaëteris apart will be 4 days past conjunction/opposition of Jupiter.
Ben: The first full moon of 2000 is a sexaëteris before the first full moon of 2069.
Gregory: When was the first one again?
Ben: Between January 20 and 21.
Gregory: When’s the first full moon of 2069?
Ben: January 7.
Gregory: Ok.
by gregben October 2, 2023
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Fuckerena

The craziest sexual dance, involving people turning their genitals toward one other and mating in wild animal fashion.
Their voices mimic wild monkey mating calls during intercourse.
Person 1: What’s going on here?
Person 2: They’re doing the fuckerena.
by gregben June 25, 2021
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Octahunthaoctacositridecagon

A polygon with 800813 sides.
Hence its alternate name boobiegon (as the number resembles boobie).

One interior angle is 179.999550457 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.00044954315 degrees.

Even though it looks like a circle, it’s a polygon that’ll seduce you and make you laugh at the same time.
The octahunthaoctacositridecagon is truly a vulgar yet funny polygon.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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dildonor

Someone who donates dildos to people with sexual desire.
Child: I want a dildo.
Mother: The dildonor granted your wish.
by gregben June 8, 2021
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Brendon Urine

A former member of Panic at the Dicksco and helped Taylor Shit make her most watched music video on YouTube besides Shake It Off.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.
Brendon Urine: I left Panic at the Dicksco and collaborated with Taylor Shit so she can get more famous.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.
by gregben May 14, 2023
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