gregben's definitions

Dickade

A crappy decade.

The 2020's is the dickade of the 21st century.

by gregben July 25, 2023

Hoe Topic

Where people go to shop for pornographic products including erotic magazines, fleshlights, dildos, vibrators, etc.

Ben: There’s this store called Hoe Topic where you can buy all the sexual products you need.
Gregory: I’d read magazines.
Ben: Works too.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Fuckayear

Also known as a sexayear as well as a sexade.

69 years.

David Bowie lived for a fuckayear.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Penisylvania

What you call a state where everyone shows off their penises and masturbates.

You: Penisylvania is a cool state to be in.
Me: Yeah, Philadelphia’s on it.

by gregben March 14, 2022

Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when

lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.
It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.

Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after colling.
Student: Cool.
Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.
Student: Wow.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Terasexagon

A terasexagon (also known as a tera sexagon as well as a terafuckagon and tera fuckagon) is a polygon with 69 trillion sides.
That's 1 trillion times as many sides as a sexagon.
It's 69 teragons (trillion-sided polygons).
The sum of all interior angles is 12,060,000,000,000 degrees.
One interior angle is 179.999999999478 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.000000000521 degrees.

Ben: Can there be anything more mind-blowing than a gigasexagon?
Gregory: How about terasexagon?
Ben: I can't believe that.
Gregory: Well duh.
Ben: Unbelievable.

by gregben August 20, 2023

pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

by gregben June 19, 2021