Definitions by gregben

69 Minutes 

A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).

69 minutes is the best news interview on television.

69 Minutes by gregben September 13, 2023

Fuckamile 

Also known as a sexamile.
69 miles.

I drive a fuckamile to fucking work.

Fuckamile by gregben September 13, 2023

Sexamile 

69 miles.

You: How far are you driving?
Me: A sexamile.

Sexamile by gregben September 13, 2023

Marijuanaminute 

420 minutes.
7 hours.
The amount of time spent smoking marijuana (weed) on 420-day (April 20) and beyond.

I smoke weed for 420 minutes (a marijuanaminute) a day everyday and on 420 day.

Marijuanaminute by gregben September 13, 2023

Boobiepentagon 

Technically known as a

octamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon
A polygon with 8008135 sides.

The boobiepentagon will make you laugh.

Boobiepentagon by gregben September 13, 2023

Boobagon 

Also known as an octachiliaoctagon.
A polygon with 8008 sides.

It’s deceptively circular appearance doesn’t distract you from how vulgar yet funny it is.

A boobagon may be the weirdest way to multiply an octagon by 1000 and add an extra octagon as the cherry on top.

Boobagon by gregben September 13, 2023

Hexacosienneacontatetrayottatetracontaoctapetaoctagigahectatriacontapentahexahunthahexamyriahexachiliaenneahectahendecagon 

A polygon with 6942048008135666911 sides.

It’s also known as a sexamarijuanaboobiepentasatanemergencagon for the following reasons.

One interior angle is

179.99999999999999999999999999 degrees
One exterior angle is 5.1857895e-17 degrees.

It is the craziest, funniest, and scariest polygon to ever exist.

The hexacosienneacontatetrayottatetracontaoctapetaoctagigahectatriacontapentahexahunthahexamyriahexachiliaenneahectahendecagon is taking hold of my mind.

Hexacosienneacontatetrayottatetracontaoctapetaoctagigahectatriacontapentahexahunthahexamyriahexachiliaenneahectahendecagon by gregben September 13, 2023