260 definitions by gregben

Vagentine’s Day

A holiday dedicating love to all the pornstars out there.

You: It’s Vagentine’s Day today.
Me: Happy Vagentine’s Day.

by gregben February 16, 2022

Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

by gregben September 14, 2023

Poobai

The biggest city with sculptures of poop bigger and taller than any poop you ever let out.
Located at the UAE (United Arab Emirates).
The tallest poop sculpture in Poobai is the Burj Khalifuck.

Poobai has the most majestic and tallest poop sculptures in the world.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Marijuanagon

Also known as a tetracosicosagon.
A polygon with 420 sides.

I see a marijuanagon as I smoke weed (marijuana) everyday.

by gregben September 14, 2023

Crappier Than Ever

What Billie Eilish trolls call her biggest hit.

Billie Eilish trolls: Billie Eilish’s song is crappier than ever, so overplayed.

by gregben February 27, 2022

FAP

Fat/Fake Ass Pussy.

Frank Ski: There's Some Whores in this House! There's Some Hoes in This House!
Cardi B: Now from the top, make it drop, that's some fat ass pussy, Now get a fucket and a mop, that's some fake ass pussy, I'm talking FAP, FAP, FAP, that's some fat ass pussy, Macaroni in a pot, that's some fake ass pussy.

by gregben August 14, 2023

Breastquake

When a woman’s breast jiggles to the point of wreaking havoc in everything else.
Usually as a result of harsh sexual activity.

Me: Did you just feel that breastquake.
You: Yeah.
Me: It damaged my room.

by gregben September 18, 2023