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Joni Bitchell

The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.
by gregben August 14, 2022
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Trader Hoe's

A grocery store for promiscuous women who want condoms, tampons, etc.
Gregory: I got tampons for my wife.
Ben: Where did you buy them.
Gregory: Trader Hoe's.
by gregben August 21, 2022
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Dickscotheque

A place where gay people party together, dance, and get sexually excited.
You: Wanna go party?
Me: Yeah, let's go to the dickscotheque and dance
by gregben August 21, 2022
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Pisscotheque

An orgy where you get so excited as to piss your pants when you dance.
You: I got excited at the pisscotheque
Me: I know, I saw you pissed your pants.
by gregben August 21, 2022
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Don't Fear the Raper

A song by the Blue Oyster Cunt that tells you not to fear any rapists.
It has the best cowbell beat in music.
Blue Oyster Cunt: Don't Fear the Raper.
You: I love this song.
Me: Yeah, the cowbells are off the hook.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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Cumming Soon

The announcement that tells you something exciting is coming and getting people sexually aroused.
An announcement of an epic porno.
Announcer: Cumming soon to a theater near you.
Me: Wow.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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Cum Bucket

A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.
Mr. Kraps: You failed to steal me secret formula, so now you're going back to the cum bucket.
Wankton: Oh great.
by gregben August 22, 2022
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