greg's definitions

Queeter

Cuteness beyond any other.

Queeter than a baby.

by Greg May 13, 2005

sheep

one who follows the group; poseur; drone.

Pat Daly is the biggest sheep ever. Kill him.

by greg November 1, 2003

joo

a more derogatory form of jew, used when trying to make a jew seem worse than it is, see jew and this is worse

dan is such a stupid joo

by greg February 12, 2005

broken liver

Drinking to the point of liver failure.

Dude, Rich is dead, he's got a broken liver.

by Greg September 10, 2003

cold sherman

The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.

I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!

by Greg February 21, 2009

dome queen

1. a female responsible for providing one with extraordinary oral pleasure
2. one's girlfriend

I'm out with my dome queen.

by Greg December 6, 2004

Jack Osbourne

Talentless piece of shite, actually believes he's a good producer or whatever eventhough he fails to understand he's where he is only thanks to daddy's money. It's more of an occupation than a real vocation.
Too fat, probably from stuffing his face with too many rich foods.
The definition of a meaningless life : due to his father's achievements he will continue to live off his money like a spoilt brat all his life...and probably get fatter in the process.

"Stop playing Jack Osbourne, and start getting serious" meaning stop lying around the house like a fat slob, living off someone else's money and get a job you pathetic cunt.

by greg March 19, 2005