greg's definitions

poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.

Let's poke.

by Greg January 7, 2004

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

by Greg May 25, 2004

i-box

an idiot box

That kid's such an i-box.

by Greg December 19, 2003

Bear Trap

A bitch with braces.

When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.

by Greg December 18, 2003

ikillayomomma

when someone threatens to kill your mother.

Hey...ikillayomomma...foo

by greg September 9, 2004

Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii

Sound a hamster would make when you squeeze it like hell.

"Let's squeeze the hamster."
"Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii!!!"

by Greg April 13, 2004

muff

a hairy vagina

The muff I was eating smelled like fish

by Greg August 22, 2003