greg's definitions

shitfaced

to get drunk off your ass

I got so shitfaced I puked out my left lung

by Greg August 22, 2003

Woody

a hardon or a boner

I got a woody when she rubbed her hand on my johnson

by Greg August 22, 2003

jiz

cum, or semon coming out of the penis

i jizzed in her eye last night

by Greg August 22, 2003

props

Proper recognition

I give him props for sleepig with Venessa

by Greg August 22, 2003

tonsil hockey

The act of french kissing

They were playing tonsil hockey as they made out on my couch

by Greg August 22, 2003

bobsled

When you're doing a girl on the top of the stairs from behind and you randomly grab her arms and put them behind her back and ride her down the stairs.

Felica broke her jaw because I gave her the bobsled last night

by Greg August 22, 2003

chunk

A fat Chinese person

I call Yao chunk cuz hes a fat ass

by Greg August 22, 2003