greg's definitions

jewish sword fight (n)

the act of two males taking their erect penises and smacking them against each others penis is a completely non-homosexual way.

chris and zac had a horrible jewish sword fight

by greg February 12, 2005

joo

a more derogatory form of jew, used when trying to make a jew seem worse than it is, see jew and this is worse

dan is such a stupid joo

by greg February 12, 2005

Karl Walker

When your friend invites you out several nights in a row for a long night of drinking and you decline. Then, on Sunday, he declines your offer for 1 beer and you call him a pussy.

Me? Pussy? Dude, I've been out drinking late every night this week, yo, and you had to sit at home and wash your hair...don't pull a Karl Walker by calling me a puss.

by Greg February 11, 2005

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 10, 2005

tron

The single-richest man in the world. As seen on Chappelle's Show - Reparations Episode.

"The richest man in the world is no longer Bill Gates, but a Harlem man, known simply as 'Tron.' Is that your son, Tron?"
"Nah, I bought this baby CASH! I'm RIIIIIIICH!"

by Greg February 4, 2005

VNWK

vaidio norwalk street gang

you see VNWK get down with SR?

by greg February 4, 2005

Johannesberg

johannesburg is a city in south africa. was created due to the mining industry. home to words like "poes", "ganja" and "toke"

"ya you poes lets go toke that ganja in your car outside and watch out for the pigs dude." "watch out for that dude standin over there i think he likes your phone bro"

by Greg February 2, 2005