greg's definitions

gentrophilia

The uncontrollable desire to have sex with old people

That person's gentrophilia creeps me out.

by Greg October 26, 2002

Bear Trap

A bitch with braces.

When a bitch with braces sucks ur cock its like puttin your cock in a bear trap.

by Greg December 18, 2003

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That Doug....what a toolbag."

by Greg May 25, 2004

MFC

Mother Fucking Champ!!

that dood is a mfc

by greg January 20, 2004

phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.

"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."

by Greg April 8, 2005

ikillayomomma

when someone threatens to kill your mother.

Hey...ikillayomomma...foo

by greg September 9, 2004

Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii

Sound a hamster would make when you squeeze it like hell.

"Let's squeeze the hamster."
"Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii!!!"

by Greg April 13, 2004