greg's definitions

Check

To knock someone out

I'm going to check you if you don't shut up.

by Greg April 16, 2003

the koes

If you're not the Koes, you aren't shit.

MAN UP!

the Koes: Hey baby, wanna dance?
girl: Ew, no! Security!
the Koes: I have a nine inch dick.
girl: Penetrate me, cockboy.

by greg February 1, 2005

juking

Having dry sex to musical beats. Dancing passionatly.

I was juking with some chicks at the club.

by Greg February 25, 2003

immortal technique

a very intelligent, concerned, and nonetheless dope MC..roams the underground with a take no prisoners, no-bullshit, in your face, style

"using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven produces more digits than twenty-two divided by seven.." WHAA!?!?

by Greg August 31, 2004

paramus

1. A town in Northern New Jersey consisting of 3 Malls, the Bergen Mall(spanish people and old people), Paramus Park Mall(white people), and Garden State Plaza(everyone). Paramus Police tend to be anal, similar to Fort Lee Police.
2. A place where you must be rich to live.
3. Not the ghetto.
4. A place where I represent the upper middle class.

Paramus, located between Maywood, Ridgewood, Rochelle Park, Oradell, and whatever, is a town of the developer.

by Greg October 3, 2004

like Meekins

To do something--ie, run track, play steel drums, or contribute to a screenplay--with great stealth. Often better than anyone expected.

Next thing you knew, her husband was coming in the door. I was sneakin like Meekins.

by Greg December 30, 2003

Douche Bag

Fucking Moron

Derek is such a Douche Bag.

by Greg April 13, 2004