greg's definitions

pussy fritter

The cheesy after sex that dries on the covers of yo bed...

yellowish/white flakey substance

by Greg December 18, 2003

circle jerk

A circle jerk is a kind of competition between guys where they have to sit in a circle. Then they put a cookie in the middle and they start to jerk off. Finally,the last one to come has to eat the cookie.

This time, it was Jimmy's turn to eat the circle jerk pudding.

by Greg July 27, 2003

Anthem Part 2

A song by Blink 182 and by far their best song and one of the few great songs by them since they turned to pop rock.

We really need to see this through
We never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up its no use
If were fucked up your to blame

by greg April 19, 2004

Garak

A Cardassian tailor on DS9. Garak was exiled from his home world of Cardassia, and was later found out to be a former Obsidian Order spy. He is son to Enabran Tain and is somewhat of a mystery to to most.

Garak is a mystery wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma.

by Greg October 7, 2004

Orange Chicken

Orange Chicken is a tender food served at many chinese restaraunts including the food-chain Panda Express.

Orange Chicken is the food of the gods, and you can't possibly handle it!

by Greg April 7, 2003

skinbag

Refers to a friend who never buys his round of drinks, always has an excuse for being short of cash and never pays back what you lend him. The skinbag isn't necessarily a bad guy, they just don't see the fault with their poor cash-etiquette.

Don't invite Matt out tonight, he's a total skinbag.

by Greg May 1, 2004

Niven

A mathematical expression equalling exactly one and one half (1 1/2).

"The plank of wood is niven feet long."

by Greg November 19, 2003