brandywine

The true Gentleman's drink. Distilled from wine it is a fine liquor to be enjoyed over cigars and politics, or at the Golf Course.

Perceval: Well, Quincy, as you're no doubt aware, our major backers have not been quite as adventurous as they used to be since the unfortunate collapse of '98"

Quincy: Certainly I am, Perceval, but as you also know, I require another glass of your fine brandy

Perceval: Quite!

Quincy: Chortle!

by Greg April 29, 2005

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Bitch Fizz

A drink for the ladies. Any of a wide variety of sickeningly sweet, fizzy, low percentage alcoholic beverages. These beverages are known around the world for

Synonyms: Bitch Piss

Greg: "Tom, what are you doing with that bitch fizz, you look like a raving poofta"

Alex: "Put this bottle of green Chartreuse through the beer bong"

Tom: "Hu-Ah - That's the shit I'm talking 'bout"

by Greg January 07, 2004

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absynthe

an extremely strong liquor that makes you hallucinate. illegal in the u.s

Scotty and coop drank so much absynthe they saw green fairies but didn't feel a thing.

by greg January 19, 2005

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Kaniver

A person (F1) who, when in a friendship, plots against one of his friends (F2) with another friend (F3). They (F1 & F3) exclude the second friend (F2) from activities like going to someone's house, to parties, or to any location that it is possible to enjoy oneself.

Also describes a person who talks behind his friend's back. See Gossip.

Kanive (adj.), Kaniving (v.)

Matt: Greg and Corey rented Dynasty Warriors 5 and played it without me. They are Kanivers.

by Greg April 19, 2005

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cold sherman

The act of dropping a stanky poop, putting it in a ziploc bag, storing it in the freezer until it turns into a popsicle, then having your girlfriend or whore use it as a masterbatory device.

I haven't shat in a week because my girl really wants a cold sherman tonight!

by Greg February 21, 2009

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