greg's definitions

tonsil hockey

The act of french kissing

They were playing tonsil hockey as they made out on my couch

by Greg August 22, 2003

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 10, 2005

brandywine

The true Gentleman's drink. Distilled from wine it is a fine liquor to be enjoyed over cigars and politics, or at the Golf Course.

Perceval: Well, Quincy, as you're no doubt aware, our major backers have not been quite as adventurous as they used to be since the unfortunate collapse of '98"

Quincy: Certainly I am, Perceval, but as you also know, I require another glass of your fine brandy

Perceval: Quite!

Quincy: Chortle!

by Greg April 28, 2005

bo-bique

it originally was my impression of the vietnamese languange, the word bo-bique, now, everything in life is bo-bique to me

already gave examples.

by Greg September 5, 2004

Off the wall

So crazy that it is hard to understand

Dang, that was so off the wall crazy, that it was off the wall and then back ON the wall. *credited to a friend of mine* ^_^;;

by Greg June 5, 2003

Quack

To talk rubbish or drive a point home unecessarily

Stop quacking about it! (to someone who for example goes on and on boringly)

by Greg September 16, 2003

Douche Bag

Fucking Moron

Derek is such a Douche Bag.

by Greg April 13, 2004