greg's definitions

poke

to purposely pop your dick in her mushy pussy...as if unintentionally...like "oops". But, the dick and pussy are fully aware of what's happening. It's a game.

Let's poke.

by Greg January 7, 2004

Bewwl-sheyut

(See also: Boooah-shit ghetto slang version) A twist on the ever popular "bullshit", This is the redneck version intended to express anger and frustration.

"Don't you come 'round har talkin all that bewwl-sheyut" (spit on the ground and grab your nusses for maximum effect)

by Greg November 19, 2003

tonsil hockey

The act of french kissing

They were playing tonsil hockey as they made out on my couch

by Greg August 22, 2003

quaff

Literally, a queef from the female rectum; similar to a fart, but less amusing. Figuratively, and much more common, continual and uninteresting chatter.

Oh man, she just quaffed for the whole evening.

by greg February 10, 2005

manjam

men interacting with other men

there was a serious manjam in the bar the other night

by Greg January 23, 2004

Lee, Amy

A "singer" who possesses an absolutely atrocious voice. Powerful isn't the word; painful makes for a far better description.

Christ, this woman sounds like a banshee.

by Greg April 18, 2005

pre-drink, predrink

Getting wasted before going to an event or the bar so you dont have to pay the higher prices for alcohol.

I'm a poor dirt bag, I need to pre-drink first

by Greg June 2, 2004