gary's definitions

Ber

The term used for beer when completely intoxicated

"BER ME!!!!" or "Nice BER-AMID"

by Gary July 9, 2003

jonslilbro

dumb chicken_without_head


A person who knows nothing, but thinks everything. Life ends when he dies.

What the fcuk?! if the apocolypse... no its the Jonslilbro!

by Gary December 28, 2004

growing a tail

To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

by Gary December 26, 2003

Skexy

Used to describe someone that is oddly hot. Someone not classically good looking, or someone that looks dangerous. A blend of the words sexy and sketchy.

"Look at that punk rocker over there, he's kinda skexy"

"Call me crazy but I think that homeless person over there is kinda skexy"

by Gary June 17, 2006

Gayblade

A homosexual male.

That gayblade over there thinks you're cute.

by gary December 28, 2003

hater

A person who takes the time to "Hate on" others because they have more than said hater.

Ya see, I don't like that Bill Cosby because he's so damn rich

by Gary July 8, 2004

squwortoint

the moment that a saw grips the object you are trying (so hard) to cut. Generally used by people who suck at DIY (i.e. Me).

I keep trying to cut this fucking log, but the saw keeps giving me squwortoints.

by gary May 13, 2005