by garcalej July 11, 2019
The Urban Dictionary...for all your dirty thoughts.
by garcalej February 17, 2015
All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.
Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.
by garcalej February 12, 2015
The ability to influence, control, or otherwise change things no person could ever possibly effect by natural means.
To turn wood into gold, that is magic.
To make water flow backwards, that is magic.
To see one’s own future, that is magic.
To make water flow backwards, that is magic.
To see one’s own future, that is magic.
by garcalej November 30, 2020
A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.
by garcalej December 10, 2019
Vote Libertarian, for those who don't give a **** what happens to their neighbors, so long as nobody touches their guns, weed, or Chia Pet collection.
by garcalej December 15, 2017
That county which lies between the Atlantic and Pacific, and thus bestrides the world. Full of more confidence than is wise, full of more hope than its own history has justified. Ever bewitched by destiny and ever made humble by experience. A land that can build railroads, spaceships, and computers, but still can't see certain people for the hearts that beat within them. A place you so desperately want to hate, but cannot help but love and admire.
The land of a thousand stories.
The land of a thousand stories.
America......it is what it is.
by garcalej June 14, 2019