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unforced error

1.) In tennis, a missed shot due not to an opponent's skill but to the player's own mistakes and inattentiveness.

2.) In politics, a polite way of saying that someone has screwed up royally, creating a crisis not because of events out of their control but through their own tactless decisions.
1.) Bobby Sands missing that shot at Wimbeldon was an unforced error.

2.) President Trump's declaration during the 2016 election that Mexican migrants are "bringing crime" and are "rapists" was an unforced error on his part which later complicated his attempts to strike a deal with Democrats on immigration reform.
by garcalej May 31, 2018
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Redneck

Imagine a white person.

Then take away all the money, privilege, and education, but leave behind the arrogance, hubris, and prejudice.
Grandma Walker is a redneck.
by garcalej August 4, 2018
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green card soldier

Generic catch-all term for non-citizen enlistees in the United States Armed forces. The history of foreign nationals being recruited into the US Army is one that goes all the way back to the Revolutionary War and has continued to the present day in the form of Military Accessions Vital to the National Interest (MAVNI) and other programs that allow non-citizens to join, granting them citizenship in exchange for honorable service. Although theoretically only open to legal, documented residents, there have been many instances of undocumented immigrants, particularly recipients of the DREAM Act, enrolling in the past.

This practice has, in recent years, been largely undermined by the administration of Donald Trump, a man who has never served a day of his life on account of his "bonespurs."
America is betraying it's green card soldiers.
by garcalej August 21, 2018
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Libertarian

A Tea-Bagger who has learned to smoke marijuana.
Vote Libertarian, for those who don't give a **** what happens to their neighbors, so long as nobody touches their guns, weed, or Chia Pet collection.
by garcalej December 15, 2017
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Harvard

All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.
Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.
by garcalej February 11, 2015
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Tits

1. Female breasts
2. Also, for a time, prison slang for heroine.
1. She got nice tits, bruh.

2. Hey man (scratches neck). You got any tits?
by garcalej July 11, 2019
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Deviant Art

Name pretty much says it all. If perchance you should ever want to see your favorite cartoon character naked, this is the place you'll likely see it.

That or indulge your usual Furrie/Bronie fetish, you sick, twisted fiend.
Deviant Art. Just cause you can't draw doesn't mean you shouldn't try.
by garcalej December 10, 2018
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