g-union's definitions
(N.) a would-be okay town, if not responsible for Jerry Springer, Oprah's book club, Perfect Strangers, and God-awful movies from broadway with it's name as the title. (Oh yeah, and that too, broadway.)
I'm from the big, windy city. shi-town, illinois. I'm the reason why musicals are back. Horray for me!
by G-Union May 16, 2003
Get the Chicagomug. by G-Union November 5, 2003
Get the Sonsiemug. The Burger King catchphrase used by the blubbering twit in The Office seen in those Burger King Spicy Chicken commericals.
There's Phil in Accounting, who made up the phrase, Laurie the VP, who tries to make it better sounding, and Ron, the co-manager, who doesn't liked to be poked.
I wonder what office those shitheads work in, anyway? Do they really have enough time to talk about Burger King theories during lunch hour?
There's Phil in Accounting, who made up the phrase, Laurie the VP, who tries to make it better sounding, and Ron, the co-manager, who doesn't liked to be poked.
I wonder what office those shitheads work in, anyway? Do they really have enough time to talk about Burger King theories during lunch hour?
"I'm Spicy!" Still a million times better than McDonalds lame-ass attempt to pander to urban consumers with the Shitackular "I'm Lovin' It." Who the fuck do they think they are, Chingy?
by G-Union May 11, 2004
Get the I'm Spicymug. by G-Union November 6, 2003
Get the phuckmug. (N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.
by G-Union April 12, 2004
Get the Buffy the Vampire Slayermug. I have to clap to you. The more you add on, the more you only prove my point. Kudos to you, pussy! And, if you don't like me so much, why the fuck do you keep responding back? Are you just so lonely, the closest human contact you can have is with someone thousands of miles away from you that you've never even seen the face of or even like? Are you that sad? Aw, it's a shame. But I'm done with you now. You're nothing. No, less than nothing. To waste typing on you would be calling you something, which your not.
Ah, Freak Obscene. You're like a pile of dog shit on the ground. You acknowledge it, try to forget the displeasure of it, walk over it, and move on. I'm walking over you and moving on. You're too much of a pussy-whip bitch to spend any more time responding back to your idiocy.
by G-Union July 8, 2004
Get the Freak Obscenemug. (N.) Show about "nothing" that starred Jerry Seinfeld. Premiered in 1990 and ended in 1998. Rivals back then present day NBC top show, Friends now.
Seinfeld comes on THREE times a day in syndication in my town, and so does The Simpsons, so there's not too much else to watch between 5:00 and 8:00 on weeknights.
by G-Union August 27, 2003
Get the seinfeldmug.