tits up in the gutter

Passed out in the street, typically from drunkeness or similar causes.

After his 16th beer, Freddie ended up tits up in the gutter.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

late twenties

The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.

Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.

by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009

xorz

an expression used in leet speak to indicate one's own low intelligence,
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".

"|_| 5uxorz n00b" means:

You suck I'm a dumbass noob.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

bray

the sound made by mules, onagers, right-wingers, donkeys and other members of the jackass family

The mule brayed in protest when urged to a trot.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

vonny

smelly or stinking (in the Nadsat slang from "A Clockwork Orange").

Shut your vonny rot!

by Figleaf23 August 04, 2007

rightistas

fanatical, unthinking devotees of right-wing ideology

The rightistas always demand more tax cuts, even when the government is broke.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

prignorance

a variety of stupidity in which the sufferors express satisfaction and pride about being ignorant. A prignorant person might even sometimes appear to think that being a dumbass is an advantage for them.

Derived from 'proud' and 'ignorant'.

There's a lot of prignorance in the Republican party.

by Figleaf23 August 04, 2007