exitflagger's definitions

pushdown

1. Sexually desirable woman.
2. Sexual relations.

Originates from old-timers telling how when they wanted sex from a particular woman they would simply "push her down on the bed".

Guy 1: How 'bout her? Would you push that down, dude?
Guy 2: Oh yeah. That's some prime pushdown right there.

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

molding and sculpting

To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.

Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

lower unit

A nice female rear end that is unusually close to the ground when she walks, possibly because of short legs. More commonly used in reference to the storage compartment on a fishing boat.

(Girl walks by)
Guy 1: Godzilla, check out the lower unit!
Guy 2: Damn, that IS a lower unit!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

take a piercing

Act of going to a less-than-desirable bar or club strictly because there may be a healthier ratio of available women there.

I'm getting a little bored here. We may have to go take a piercing over at The Station when we finish these beers.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

thing with the things

Woman with large breasts.

Remember that thing with the things from last weekend? I seen her again at the mall. Them things came in the door about three seconds before the rest of her did!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

bargain head

Getting surprisingly drunk from a relatively small amount of alcoholic intake. Often gets shortened to just "bargain".

I gave up drinking for a couple of months and now I can get me a bargain head after only two beers.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

pixie sticks

Woman with very skinny legs.

Here come them pixie sticks again! Somebody needs to buy her a burger or something.

by exitflagger April 30, 2008