To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.
Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
by exitflagger May 06, 2008
Get the molding and sculptingmug. A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).
Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
by exitflagger May 01, 2008
Get the dead crawfishmug. I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
Get the puke johnsonmug. When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")
by exitflagger May 06, 2008
Get the open car doorsmug. Guy 1: Let's go to The Station tonight.
Guy 2: Oh man. I can't take that band that plays over there. That little short dude's gonna be singing his ass off and I'll be cringing all night long.
Guy 2: Oh man. I can't take that band that plays over there. That little short dude's gonna be singing his ass off and I'll be cringing all night long.
by exitflagger May 06, 2008
Get the singing his ass off mug. We started trading off Jager shots after Ricky showed up last night. I'm all poisoned like a son of a bitch today. I'm never drinking again!
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
Get the poisonedmug. The act of checking out an attractive but highly unattainable female or females. Usually used in reference to prematurely developed underaged girls.
I couldn't stop taking in the scenery on Virgil's niece, man. You know good and well that y'all were doing some lookin' and thinkin' too. Don't even lie about it.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the lookin' and thinkin'mug.