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Heather’s party was ridiculous, man. She didn’t invite anybody till the last minute, she told people it was BYOB, all she had was chips and dip and the stereo was broken. 100% air pudding, dude…
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
Get the air pudding mug.A nice female rear end that is unusually close to the ground when she walks, possibly because of short legs. More commonly used in reference to the storage compartment on a fishing boat.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
Get the lower unit mug.To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.
Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
Get the molding and sculpting mug.That tall chick I was talking to at the bar had a stinkin' filthy rip snorter, dude. She was offering me shots of Jager and falling off the stool and shit. I think I might be temporarily in love.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
Get the rip snorter mug.The act of checking out an attractive but highly unattainable female or females. Usually used in reference to prematurely developed underaged girls.
I couldn't stop taking in the scenery on Virgil's niece, man. You know good and well that y'all were doing some lookin' and thinkin' too. Don't even lie about it.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the lookin' and thinkin' mug.We started trading off Jager shots after Ricky showed up last night. I'm all poisoned like a son of a bitch today. I'm never drinking again!
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
Get the poisoned mug.Dude, come check out this fiancée on the bathroom floor with puke all over her shirt. I'm gonna have to take her home to meet Mom and Dad!
by exitflagger April 22, 2008
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