The air-conditioner in my car is broken and if I go more than a mile or two I'm busting a man all over the place by the time I get there.
by exitflagger May 06, 2008

To have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.
(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
by exitflagger May 01, 2008

Dude, come check out this fiancée on the bathroom floor with puke all over her shirt. I'm gonna have to take her home to meet Mom and Dad!
by exitflagger April 22, 2008

We started making out back at her place but I was getting some kind of foul turban off of her. It was treacherous!
by exitflagger May 06, 2008

Guy 1: Dude, where did that girl go?
Guy 2: She's in the bathroom with the lights off.
Guy 1: What's she doing?
Guy 2: Just kinda freening I guess. I don't know.
Guy 2: She's in the bathroom with the lights off.
Guy 1: What's she doing?
Guy 2: Just kinda freening I guess. I don't know.
by exitflagger April 30, 2008

1. To think.
2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation.
3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.
2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation.
3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.
1. Whatcha filter about that thing with the things?
2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation.
3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.
2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation.
3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008

To crap so much in the toilet that a large portion of it breaches the water level, forming an island.
by exitflagger May 06, 2008
