exitflagger's definitions

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

open car doors

When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")

Gah! Check out the open car doors on that dude!

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

bargain head

Getting surprisingly drunk from a relatively small amount of alcoholic intake. Often gets shortened to just "bargain".

I gave up drinking for a couple of months and now I can get me a bargain head after only two beers.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

vidal

To have a strange and conspicuous hair style.

Whoa! Check out the hot vidal on that dude over there! (*golf clapping*) Very good, sir!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

busting a man

To sweat profusely, creating a smell that is common amongst hard-working men.

The air-conditioner in my car is broken and if I go more than a mile or two I'm busting a man all over the place by the time I get there.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

wrist trouble

Homosexuality. Derives from the tendency for gay men to dangle their hands effeminately when gesticulating (...not that there's anything wrong with that).

Guy 1: I'm pretty sure the dude that cuts my hair has wrist trouble.
Guy 2: A gay male hairdresser? You're shittin' me!

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

squat

1. To steal something.
2. To move in on someone else's territory or possessions.
3. To accept something for free under dubious circumstances.

Chuck lives to squat, man. If something's free, he's gonna show up, no matter what it is. Party with an open bar? You better stand back or he'll run you over...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008