We started trading off Jager shots after Ricky showed up last night. I'm all poisoned like a son of a bitch today. I'm never drinking again!
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
Get the poisoned mug.The act of checking out an attractive but highly unattainable female or females. Usually used in reference to prematurely developed underaged girls.
I couldn't stop taking in the scenery on Virgil's niece, man. You know good and well that y'all were doing some lookin' and thinkin' too. Don't even lie about it.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the lookin' and thinkin' mug.Woman with large breasts.
Remember that thing with the things from last weekend? I seen her again at the mall. Them things came in the door about three seconds before the rest of her did!
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the thing with the things mug.That tall chick I was talking to at the bar had a stinkin' filthy rip snorter, dude. She was offering me shots of Jager and falling off the stool and shit. I think I might be temporarily in love.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
Get the rip snorter mug.He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!
(variation of "brown your looms")
(variation of "brown your looms")
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
Get the brown your looms mug.To be very inept at something. Mostly used in reference to very public floundering or failure. (Shortened from "having a go at it")
...After that last shot of tequila he started seriously having a go. He tried to get up and go to the men's room but he got tangled up in the chair and took the whole table down. Awesome!
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the having a go mug.The air-conditioner in my car is broken and if I go more than a mile or two I'm busting a man all over the place by the time I get there.
by exitflagger May 06, 2008
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