exitflagger's definitions

squat

1. To steal something.
2. To move in on someone else's territory or possessions.
3. To accept something for free under dubious circumstances.

Chuck lives to squat, man. If something's free, he's gonna show up, no matter what it is. Party with an open bar? You better stand back or he'll run you over...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

busting a man

To sweat profusely, creating a smell that is common amongst hard-working men.

The air-conditioner in my car is broken and if I go more than a mile or two I'm busting a man all over the place by the time I get there.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

vidal

To have a strange and conspicuous hair style.

Whoa! Check out the hot vidal on that dude over there! (*golf clapping*) Very good, sir!

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

puke johnson

Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.

I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

tinkertoy

To be very hungover from drinking the night before.

I couldn't get off the couch yesterday. I had a treacherous tinkertoy.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

pussy repellant

1. A guy who never seems to get laid.
2. A guy whose ridiculous way of carrying himself insures that no women will associate with him or his friends.

Dude, why the hell did you tell Gary to meet us here? That guy is walking pussy repellant! I hope you didn't expect to talk to any chicks with him hanging around...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

sweeping it

To put in a spectacularly entertaining drunken performance in a social situation.

It was amazing. He was sweeping it big-time. He was all hammered so he accidentally peed on himself and then he went up to a big table full of girls and spilled his drink on them. He topped it all off by puking in the bushes outside.

by exitflagger April 30, 2008