exitflagger's definitions

geel popper

A large zit that is ripe for squeezing.

Donna was acting weird and wouldn't look me in the face when I was talking to her. I went and looked in the bathroom mirror and realized that I had a massive geel popper on my forehead! Wow, man, I ain't hittin' on shit!

by exitflagger May 1, 2008

tinkertoy

To be very hungover from drinking the night before.

I couldn't get off the couch yesterday. I had a treacherous tinkertoy.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

having a go

To be very inept at something. Mostly used in reference to very public floundering or failure. (Shortened from "having a go at it")

...After that last shot of tequila he started seriously having a go. He tried to get up and go to the men's room but he got tangled up in the chair and took the whole table down. Awesome!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

open car doors

When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")

Gah! Check out the open car doors on that dude!

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

dead crawfish

A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).

Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.

Check it out! Here comes a dead crawfish!

(*SPLASH!*)

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

by exitflagger May 1, 2008

rip snorter

State of being highly buzzed and having a good time.

That tall chick I was talking to at the bar had a stinkin' filthy rip snorter, dude. She was offering me shots of Jager and falling off the stool and shit. I think I might be temporarily in love.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008