exitflagger's definitions

blind man

To have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.

(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")

Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.

by exitflagger May 1, 2008

pixie sticks

Woman with very skinny legs.

Here come them pixie sticks again! Somebody needs to buy her a burger or something.

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

sweeping it

To put in a spectacularly entertaining drunken performance in a social situation.

It was amazing. He was sweeping it big-time. He was all hammered so he accidentally peed on himself and then he went up to a big table full of girls and spilled his drink on them. He topped it all off by puking in the bushes outside.

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

tinkertoy

To be very hungover from drinking the night before.

I couldn't get off the couch yesterday. I had a treacherous tinkertoy.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

pussy repellant

1. A guy who never seems to get laid.
2. A guy whose ridiculous way of carrying himself insures that no women will associate with him or his friends.

Dude, why the hell did you tell Gary to meet us here? That guy is walking pussy repellant! I hope you didn't expect to talk to any chicks with him hanging around...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

open car doors

When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")

Gah! Check out the open car doors on that dude!

by exitflagger May 6, 2008