exitflagger's definitions

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

open car doors

When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")

Gah! Check out the open car doors on that dude!

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

puke johnson

Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.

I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

taking a hundred

1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.

Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.

1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!

2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

terra firma

To crap so much in the toilet that a large portion of it breaches the water level, forming an island.

Guy 1: Oh, godzilla! Come check this out! I got terra firma in here!
Guy 2: I’ll pass, thanks.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

crank pull

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.

Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

freening

To act in a way that makes others think that you may be insane or possibly just weird.

Guy 1: Dude, where did that girl go?
Guy 2: She's in the bathroom with the lights off.
Guy 1: What's she doing?
Guy 2: Just kinda freening I guess. I don't know.

by exitflagger April 30, 2008