thing with the things

Woman with large breasts.

Remember that thing with the things from last weekend? I seen her again at the mall. Them things came in the door about three seconds before the rest of her did!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

rip snorter

State of being highly buzzed and having a good time.

That tall chick I was talking to at the bar had a stinkin' filthy rip snorter, dude. She was offering me shots of Jager and falling off the stool and shit. I think I might be temporarily in love.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

tinkertoy

To be very hungover from drinking the night before.

I couldn't get off the couch yesterday. I had a treacherous tinkertoy.

by exitflagger May 06, 2008

having a go

To be very inept at something. Mostly used in reference to very public floundering or failure. (Shortened from "having a go at it")

...After that last shot of tequila he started seriously having a go. He tried to get up and go to the men's room but he got tangled up in the chair and took the whole table down. Awesome!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

wrist trouble

Homosexuality. Derives from the tendency for gay men to dangle their hands effeminately when gesticulating (...not that there's anything wrong with that).

Guy 1: I'm pretty sure the dude that cuts my hair has wrist trouble.
Guy 2: A gay male hairdresser? You're shittin' me!

by exitflagger May 06, 2008

squat

1. To steal something.
2. To move in on someone else's territory or possessions.
3. To accept something for free under dubious circumstances.

Chuck lives to squat, man. If something's free, he's gonna show up, no matter what it is. Party with an open bar? You better stand back or he'll run you over...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008