Definitions by exitflagger
pussy repellant
1. A guy who never seems to get laid.
2. A guy whose ridiculous way of carrying himself insures that no women will associate with him or his friends.
2. A guy whose ridiculous way of carrying himself insures that no women will associate with him or his friends.
Dude, why the hell did you tell Gary to meet us here? That guy is walking pussy repellant! I hope you didn't expect to talk to any chicks with him hanging around...
pussy repellant by exitflagger April 30, 2008
pixie sticks
pixie sticks by exitflagger April 30, 2008
pushdown
1. Sexually desirable woman.
2. Sexual relations.
Originates from old-timers telling how when they wanted sex from a particular woman they would simply "push her down on the bed".
2. Sexual relations.
Originates from old-timers telling how when they wanted sex from a particular woman they would simply "push her down on the bed".
Guy 1: How 'bout her? Would you push that down, dude?
Guy 2: Oh yeah. That's some prime pushdown right there.
Guy 2: Oh yeah. That's some prime pushdown right there.
pushdown by exitflagger April 30, 2008
puke johnson
I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...
puke johnson by exitflagger April 30, 2008
freening
Guy 1: Dude, where did that girl go?
Guy 2: She's in the bathroom with the lights off.
Guy 1: What's she doing?
Guy 2: Just kinda freening I guess. I don't know.
Guy 2: She's in the bathroom with the lights off.
Guy 1: What's she doing?
Guy 2: Just kinda freening I guess. I don't know.
freening by exitflagger April 30, 2008
having a go
To be very inept at something. Mostly used in reference to very public floundering or failure. (Shortened from "having a go at it")
...After that last shot of tequila he started seriously having a go. He tried to get up and go to the men's room but he got tangled up in the chair and took the whole table down. Awesome!
having a go by exitflagger April 29, 2008
filter
1. To think.
2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation.
3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.
2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation.
3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.
1. Whatcha filter about that thing with the things?
2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation.
3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.
2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation.
3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.
filter by exitflagger April 29, 2008