Definitions by exitflagger

pussy repellant 

1. A guy who never seems to get laid.
2. A guy whose ridiculous way of carrying himself insures that no women will associate with him or his friends.

Dude, why the hell did you tell Gary to meet us here? That guy is walking pussy repellant! I hope you didn't expect to talk to any chicks with him hanging around...

pussy repellant by exitflagger April 30, 2008

pixie sticks 

Woman with very skinny legs.

Here come them pixie sticks again! Somebody needs to buy her a burger or something.

pixie sticks by exitflagger April 30, 2008

pushdown 

1. Sexually desirable woman.
2. Sexual relations.

Originates from old-timers telling how when they wanted sex from a particular woman they would simply "push her down on the bed".

Guy 1: How 'bout her? Would you push that down, dude?
Guy 2: Oh yeah. That's some prime pushdown right there.

pushdown by exitflagger April 30, 2008

puke johnson 

Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.

I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...

puke johnson by exitflagger April 30, 2008

freening 

To act in a way that makes others think that you may be insane or possibly just weird.

Guy 1: Dude, where did that girl go?
Guy 2: She's in the bathroom with the lights off.
Guy 1: What's she doing?
Guy 2: Just kinda freening I guess. I don't know.

freening by exitflagger April 30, 2008

having a go 

To be very inept at something. Mostly used in reference to very public floundering or failure. (Shortened from "having a go at it")

...After that last shot of tequila he started seriously having a go. He tried to get up and go to the men's room but he got tangled up in the chair and took the whole table down. Awesome!

having a go by exitflagger April 29, 2008

crank pull 

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.

Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!

crank pull by exitflagger April 29, 2008