41 definition by exitflagger

Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.

Getting surprisingly drunk from a relatively small amount of alcoholic intake. Often gets shortened to just "bargain".

To crap so much in the toilet that a large portion of it breaches the water level, forming an island.

Homosexuality. Derives from the tendency for gay men to dangle their hands effeminately when gesticulating (...not that there's anything wrong with that).

A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).

Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.

To be very hung over.

1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.

Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.