When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")
by exitflagger May 06, 2008
We started making out back at her place but I was getting some kind of foul turban off of her. It was treacherous!
by exitflagger May 06, 2008
1. To think.
2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation.
3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.
2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation.
3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.
1. Whatcha filter about that thing with the things?
2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation.
3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.
2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation.
3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Used to describe when a situation has suddenly turned awkwardly confrontational, dangerous or tense. Derives from a scenario where three men are casually sitting down and exchanged words escalate to the point where they stand up, ready to fight or possibly reach for a gun.
...then she told me she was late and that's when we all three stood up. Come to find out she was just talking about how she missed the first 15 minutes of her psyche class the other day. Whew!
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.
Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
by exitflagger May 06, 2008
A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).
Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.
by exitflagger May 01, 2008
1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.
Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.
Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.
1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!
2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.
2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008