exitflagger's definitions
To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.
Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
Get the molding and sculptingmug. Act of going to a less-than-desirable bar or club strictly because there may be a healthier ratio of available women there.
I'm getting a little bored here. We may have to go take a piercing over at The Station when we finish these beers.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
Get the take a piercingmug. 1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.
Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.
Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.
1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!
2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.
2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
Get the taking a hundredmug. He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!
(variation of "brown your looms")
(variation of "brown your looms")
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
Get the brown your loomsmug. When someone's ears protrude conspicuously from the side of his/her head, resembling a car with two open doors. (Sometimes shortened to just "car doors")
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
Get the open car doorsmug. He didn't want to confront her in person and take that face burning. So he just left a message on her voice mail.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
Get the face burningmug. Homosexuality. Derives from the tendency for gay men to dangle their hands effeminately when gesticulating (...not that there's anything wrong with that).
Guy 1: I'm pretty sure the dude that cuts my hair has wrist trouble.
Guy 2: A gay male hairdresser? You're shittin' me!
Guy 2: A gay male hairdresser? You're shittin' me!
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
Get the wrist troublemug.