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having a go

To be very inept at something. Mostly used in reference to very public floundering or failure. (Shortened from "having a go at it")
...After that last shot of tequila he started seriously having a go. He tried to get up and go to the men's room but he got tangled up in the chair and took the whole table down. Awesome!
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
mugGet the having a gomug.

tinkertoy

To be very hungover from drinking the night before.
I couldn't get off the couch yesterday. I had a treacherous tinkertoy.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
mugGet the tinkertoymug.

taking a hundred

1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.

Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.
1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!

2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
mugGet the taking a hundredmug.

terra firma

To crap so much in the toilet that a large portion of it breaches the water level, forming an island.
Guy 1: Oh, godzilla! Come check this out! I got terra firma in here!
Guy 2: I’ll pass, thanks.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
mugGet the terra firmamug.

crank pull

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.
Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
mugGet the crank pullmug.

take a piercing

Act of going to a less-than-desirable bar or club strictly because there may be a healthier ratio of available women there.
I'm getting a little bored here. We may have to go take a piercing over at The Station when we finish these beers.
by exitflagger April 25, 2008
mugGet the take a piercingmug.

molding and sculpting

To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.
Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.
by exitflagger May 6, 2008
mugGet the molding and sculptingmug.

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