exitflagger's definitions

molding and sculpting

To convince yourself that an ugly woman is attractive as a means to a sexual end. Much like "beer goggles", this usually happens while drunk.

Guy 1: Holy crap, why is Jimmy buying drinks for that Frankenstein-looking chick?
Guy 2: He's busy molding and sculpting over there.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

foul turban

Body odor or anything that smells of poor personal hygiene.

We started making out back at her place but I was getting some kind of foul turban off of her. It was treacherous!

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

busting a man

To sweat profusely, creating a smell that is common amongst hard-working men.

The air-conditioner in my car is broken and if I go more than a mile or two I'm busting a man all over the place by the time I get there.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

air pudding

Term generally denotes a lack of anything happening or something being woefully sub-standard.

Heather’s party was ridiculous, man. She didn’t invite anybody till the last minute, she told people it was BYOB, all she had was chips and dip and the stereo was broken. 100% air pudding, dude…

by exitflagger May 6, 2008

terra firma

To crap so much in the toilet that a large portion of it breaches the water level, forming an island.

Guy 1: Oh, godzilla! Come check this out! I got terra firma in here!
Guy 2: I’ll pass, thanks.

by exitflagger May 6, 2008