Wassail

1. To sing carols from house to house at Christmas

2. The act of grabbing the shaft of ones erect penis in one hand and using the palm of the other hand to rub the head in circulur motions. This can usually only be done for a few seconds at a time due to the head of the penis being so sensitive and giving the male a very intense overwhelming feeling.

When masturbating and no one is looking, i often like to Wassail for a few seconds.

by Evan February 06, 2004

humpa

A person who runs around humping eveyone

That nigga is such a humpa , he all up in my grill trying to fuck me man

by Evan August 19, 2004

kanuck

A slang (and often offensive) term for a Candian, most oftenly a French Canadian.

A variant of canuck.

"Those kanucks wouldn't help us in the War."

by Evan December 24, 2005

stuh

blameless and upright

Job was stuh enough to live for Christ.

by Evan January 07, 2003

NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan

Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!

by Evan October 22, 2004

Roundyball

defining characteristic of a snotbox, roundy ball refers to the rounded tip of a snotbox

my snotbox is a little bonkish..i wish it were a roundyball

by Evan February 11, 2005

Farty McGurkin

A guy who farts alot and he is so gay that his mama told him"hey man , you gay" And the life of him was gaysome.

Man farty McGurkin is such a fag that farts too much hes almost as querr as "YO MAMA"

by Evan September 18, 2004