evan's definitions

george bush

A typical greed driven ideologue who wants to turn the USA into a giant 3rd world theocracy.

Bush: I refuse to veto spending bills! (because liberals pay the tab)

by Evan January 4, 2005

Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

by Evan January 4, 2005

bite my ass

When someone is profoming oral sex on your ass

Rori told me to bite her ass so in school i bit her ass

by EVan March 16, 2004

SUNY

Four letters that all the spoiled brats in Scarsdale fear and loathe. (OHMYGOD! So AFFORDABLE!!!!! I can't BEAR the thought of not spending 120 grand on an undergraduate education, which today, doesn't take you very far anyway!!)

In Eastchester people don't fear SUNY.

by Evan August 4, 2003

b-sak

another, cleaner (less foul) way to say ballsack, incase you happen to be around family, the elderly, or small kiddies

Dude way to go..you hit that girl on the ass,and she thought it was me..so she hit me in the b-sak

by evan April 15, 2008

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005

buck-forty

hitting one hundred and forty miles per hour in your car/truck/motorcycle

man DAMN we just hit a buck-forty

by evan March 29, 2005