A BADASS series of novels written by the Golden God, Derek Landy. The books follow the adventures of Skulduggery Pleasant, a skeletal crime fighter, magician, and detective. Along with Skulduggery is his ragtag bunch of supernatural friends, such as Valkyrie Cain, his teenage sidekick, Ghastly Bespoke, a scarred tailor, and Tanith Low, a sword-wielding adept. THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!

(Skulduggery Pleasant is interrogating Kenny, who was at the scene of a crime)
Skulduggery: Can I call you Kenny?
Kenny: Sure.
Skulduggery: It's important that we build up a level of trust, so I can catch you completely unprepared when I suddenly accuse you of murder.

Skulduggery Pleasant by ReadItz January 8, 2012

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skadunk

To awaken and remember that you are the entire universe.

1: I was meditating this morning and I had a great skadunk.
2: I had my first skadunk while on mushrooms.
1: It's so crazy to know that everything is all just one thing.
2: Everything is the same. Separation is an illusion.

skadunk by psilipiji December 10, 2020

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skuddy zone

Where niggas be shootin on the block.

Tell Isaiah to watch his head when he pulls through the skuddy zone

skuddy zone by Michael garza March 17, 2017

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skedump

A skedump occurs when one takes a shit and squeezes so hard that he stimulates his prostate and skeets.

Timmy sat on the toilet and squeezed until the giant fecal root shot into the toilet. The huge release tickled his prostate and he had a nice skeet.

skedump by EpYoN March 9, 2005

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