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YOLO

Like ILY, it has taken something meaningful and killed the complete shit out of it.
Hey baby, ILY because YOLO.

Hey baby, I love you because you only live once
by essjay July 21, 2012
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Master Cylinder

The evil space robot on FELIX THE CAT. Lives on the Moon, Mars, or Venus (depending on the episode.) From the 1958-1962 Trans-Lux/Joe Oriolo Prods./Felix the Cat Productions TV series. Assistant goon:General Clang, a Russian sounding squid. Voices of both, and Felix and the other characters,l by the legendary Jack Mercer (POPEYE). Is can shaped with a nasty human face and husky voice. Wants Felix's buddy Poindexter for his knowledge of rocketfuel, so Master and Clang can invade earth.
Poindexter: "Oh, FELIX, it's the MASTER CYLINDER"

Felix (to the MC):"I will NEVER give up! NEVER"
(from actual episodes, 1959-60
by ESSJAY July 14, 2019
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Amy Schumer

Born 1981, NYC(?), Amy Schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic Amy on the horizon, Amy Poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on Comedy Central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, "Inside Amy Schumer" (GET your mind outta the gutter with that title, even with her type of material, or maybe there really is a sexual orientation) and recurring, appearances on roasts.

Did a comedy CD "Cutting" (don't ask about the reason for the title) and DVD/CD "Mostly Sex Stuff".

Looks somewhat like a Cabbage Patch doll. Is smokin' hot. IS VERY VERY VERY VERY funny.

And soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in Judd Apatow's latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) "Trainwreck".

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. And NOT, again, to be confused with the other East Coast Amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with Tina Fey!
Mostly Sex Stuff is about Amy Schumer making jokes, well, about mostly sex!
by ESSJAY August 3, 2015
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Brandy

A fine girl, fine girl, what a good wife she would be. She walks through a silent town. Or so the hit song in US of 1972 goes.
"Sailors say Brandy, you're a fine girl, fine girl."
by ESSJAY June 27, 2024
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Bath bomb

A ball of soap that fizzles in the bathtub. Girls seem to tend ot love it. Despite what some are saswying, not every guy hates it, or at least not every guy who LOVES using them and claims it is a hybrid driving, wierd gay homosexual person. But many guys do hate them - at leasst the manly guys -seem to, esp.for reasons mentioned by others, esp.when they see girls, their own or others posting on Snapchat or something like Instagram or Twitter about it..
by ESSJAY April 25, 2019
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Ottowa

Capitol of Canada where, surprsingly,no one has mentioned under the Ottowa entry, that Canada/US superstar Alanis Morissette's from.
Girl with accurate taste:I love Alanis Morissette, if Ottowa gave us ANY superstars here in the USA, it's her."
by ESSJAY September 19, 2021
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essjay

to present false information about oneself or to assume an identity other than one's own (after former Wikipedia employee Essjay)
Personal ads are a common medium in which people essjay.
by Essjay January 1, 2008
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