erik's definitions

Firetruck

1. a shiny pink window - see also: sex

2. a shiny dildo wrapped in marijuana leaves that you light on fire and extinguish with your tongue or mouth - see also: pot-dildo

1. The pink Firetruck glimmered in the sunlight.

2. Wow, Liz got an orgasm, a high, and a 3rd degree burn with that Firetruck!

by erik February 21, 2005

steezy

n. excellent weed

"Hook me up with some of that steezy."

by erik January 17, 2004

grow a set

Stop acting cowardly. Ie, get some nuts.

Dude, stop acting like a pussy and grow a set!

by Erik March 3, 2004

hooray

A word you say when you totally stay numb under when it happens.

Hooray, another rainy day

by erik December 17, 2003

Ghetto Engineering Tactics

An undefined, shotgun approach to engineering.

Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"

Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.


See nutstache

Andy employs ghetto engineering tactics very well.

by Erik December 11, 2003

french twister

the act of performing a twizzler (see twizzler) while putting one finger, usually the pinky in the anus.

european girls like the french twister

by erik October 7, 2003

yard sale

When a skier or snowboarder eats it on the slopes and loses all of their gear. If a skier loses his skies, poles, hat, goggles, and anything else, shout "YARD SALE" from the ski lift above him.

"While the skier denied that he lost his skis and poles in the fall, everyone that saw it knew that in reality his fall was a classic yard sale"

by Erik August 31, 2003