erik's definitions

applifiliac

dude or chick that bangs or gets off on appliances. typically a cockknocka

E: dude that washing machine is SEXY!
dude: ok wtvr yah fluckin applifiliac

by erik January 19, 2004

cockwipe

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

by Erik August 17, 2004