erik's definitions

Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik May 13, 2005

Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

by Erik November 12, 2003

Fred Astaire

v. To tap ones toe while sitting in a public toilet stall to inform potential users that the stall is occupied.

A guy walked into the bathroom so I had to start doing a Fred Astaire.

by Erik November 11, 2003

cerial killer

somebody who's so fat he probably eats every breakfats cerial on the market.

This guy's so fat, he must be a cerial killer.

by erik April 19, 2004

meo gay

The act of being so gay and stupid and not funny and extremely.. gay

My friend just put dog poop in my pair of snazzy sneakers, that was meo gay.

by Erik January 2, 2004

frunk

faded, or high, and drunk.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! I'm so frunk right now!

by erik April 21, 2004

biach

1.a human female who lacks refinement - more prone to drink from a 40oz bottle of Cobra than from a fluted champainge glass 2.an epithet used in reference to a buddy whose favorite team just lost to your favorite team.

1. "Bring me a beer, BIACH!
2. You lost by a field goal, BIACH! Give me my $20 now, BIACH!

by Erik April 17, 2003