erik's definitions

Lap Dance

Paying for a piece of ass that you can't touch.

Man that lap dance made me hard and I couldn't even touch it....I've got a case of blue balls.

by Erik May 13, 2005

Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

by Erik November 12, 2003

Fred Astaire

v. To tap ones toe while sitting in a public toilet stall to inform potential users that the stall is occupied.

A guy walked into the bathroom so I had to start doing a Fred Astaire.

by Erik November 11, 2003

T-rav

a person with a troll fetish

Why is he staring at my trolls? Because hes a T-rav!

by Erik February 2, 2005

balls to the wind

when one is running a race and his shorts ride up in the breeze, letting a ball hang low. thus, the balls are in the wind.

when i ran the mile in gym class, i went balls to the wind on the final stretch

by erik December 1, 2003

steezy

n. excellent weed

"Hook me up with some of that steezy."

by erik January 17, 2004

grow a set

Stop acting cowardly. Ie, get some nuts.

Dude, stop acting like a pussy and grow a set!

by Erik March 3, 2004