cockwipe

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

by Erik August 18, 2004

grow a set

Stop acting cowardly. Ie, get some nuts.

Dude, stop acting like a pussy and grow a set!

by Erik March 03, 2004

Jesus Lizard

Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!

The Jesus Lizard strikes again

by erik December 14, 2003

Mark David Chapman

The guy who killed John Lennon

no example needed

by erik June 27, 2004

biach

1.a human female who lacks refinement - more prone to drink from a 40oz bottle of Cobra than from a fluted champainge glass 2.an epithet used in reference to a buddy whose favorite team just lost to your favorite team.

1. "Bring me a beer, BIACH!
2. You lost by a field goal, BIACH! Give me my $20 now, BIACH!

by Erik April 18, 2003

TeePee

When a person gets two dicks in the same hole which makes the two dicks form a teepee as they rub together.

Guy#1 "Man we TeePee'd her hard last night!"
Guy#2 "Yeah, I think I got a burn..."

by Erik January 31, 2005

raka

To shave something. May be used at any time, for any purpose.

* moh rakar jayzon
<jayzon> Fear j00 w00t sk1llz

by Erik August 04, 2003