erik's definitions

Updike

a john, a toilet, a crapper

after jim's 21st birthday, he spent all night with his head over the updike

by Erik October 6, 2003

yellocaust

It's kind of like the holocaust, but they are to cowardly(or "yellow") to actually kill the jews, so they just make fun of them from a car as they drive by doing 80.

My friend and I drove by the synagogue and committed a yellocaust.

by erik September 8, 2004

Mark David Chapman

The guy who killed John Lennon

no example needed

by erik June 27, 2004

Jesus Lizard

Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!

The Jesus Lizard strikes again

by erik December 14, 2003

Sarwa

This person probably owns you. The one who can pull off spelling the name 'Sara' with a W shoved in there. Wen you see a Sara, make you sure you give her lots of hugs, she loves hugs, fuckin hippie.

"Sarwa ran around in the retirement home naked again."

by Erik November 24, 2004

TeePee

When a person gets two dicks in the same hole which makes the two dicks form a teepee as they rub together.

Guy#1 "Man we TeePee'd her hard last night!"
Guy#2 "Yeah, I think I got a burn..."

by Erik January 30, 2005

eggman

a word used in the beatles hit song 'i am the walrus'

i am the eggman
they are the eggmen
i am the walrus
goo goo g'joob

by erik September 8, 2004