erik's definitions

Ass Don't Smell

1) A fictional deodorant for one's butt.(from Saturday Night Live Sketch.)
2)Any Deodorant.

"Man,I stink...I need a can of Ass Don't Smell."

by Erik November 12, 2003

Fred Astaire

v. To tap ones toe while sitting in a public toilet stall to inform potential users that the stall is occupied.

A guy walked into the bathroom so I had to start doing a Fred Astaire.

by Erik November 11, 2003

balls to the wind

when one is running a race and his shorts ride up in the breeze, letting a ball hang low. thus, the balls are in the wind.

when i ran the mile in gym class, i went balls to the wind on the final stretch

by erik December 1, 2003

dip

to leave somewhere, a suggestion to depart

you wanna go? Let's dip.

by Erik August 12, 2003

Plom

1. a misspelling of "plum"
2. a fat-guy
3. to plom = insulting someone

I've been plomming him for hours, but still he's a plom

by erik December 14, 2003

lemme

Short for "let me". Not discovered by this person. Actually renowned everywhere. When some people say let me, it comes out as "lemme" instead.

Hey, "lemme" pay you back tomorrow, OK?

by erik May 13, 2005

chel

an extremist architecture student at VT, commonly associated with yellow trace paper and sleep deprivation.

Chel, it's time to go to sleep.

by Erik April 11, 2004