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cunt swab

One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.
Why do you invite that cunt swab Fuckball Fred over on poker night, he just cries like a little bitch when we beat the shit out of him and pour molten iron in his ass. Fuck that guy.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
mugGet the cunt swabmug.

CUNT

Yo Freddy, wouldn't you park your car in my sister's ass?

Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
by eapert McDangles August 25, 2006
mugGet the CUNTmug.

stained

Stoned on an assorted variety of pyscho-active substances.
Hey freddy, what went down in class today?

I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?

Oh yeah... That was you?
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
mugGet the stainedmug.

Noodle Time

A derogation for flamboyent individuals of Asian decent, typically those who are strikingly culturally inept; derived from the instant ramen brand "noodle time."
Hey Freddy, what went down in class today?

Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
mugGet the Noodle Timemug.

Pumpkin Pie

Slang for a Native American female's vagina; not nessecarily edible.
I'ma go down to the casino at the Reservation later and scout me out some pumpkin pie.
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
mugGet the Pumpkin Piemug.

Pleasant Change of Weather

1. A purchase of cocaine. Also can be used as to signify the use of cocaine among friends in a social gathering.
Fuckin A, I pawned my brother's nice watch to get a Pleasant change of weather. He's gonna shit when finds out. But fuck him, what do I give a fuck?
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
mugGet the Pleasant Change of Weathermug.

Cracker Jacks

A derogation for a group of unappealing caucasions; also can be used to identify caucassions who ought not to be trusted.
Word up, them niggas got garbage down the block. Yo son, check the Cracker Jacks goin in the buildin. Word up, let's knock em out the box.
by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006
mugGet the Cracker Jacksmug.

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