Definitions by dunky oggins

Irish shave 

pertaining to defecation

i better go take an Irish shave, that curry i had last night seems to have worked its way through.

Irish shave by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

full house 

being infected with both syphilis and gonorrhoea.

i wish i hadn't fucked thunderthighs, she gave me a full house.

full house by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

Gravesend sweetmeats 

solid lumps of sewage

i wouldn't go swimming in there mate, it's full of Gravesend sweetmeats.

Gravesend sweetmeats by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003

parallel parking 

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

parallel parking by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003

fawcetting 

engaging in homosexual acts with one's servant.

"stay out of the bedroom for a while" said Elizabeth to Diana, "Charles is fawcetting again."

fawcetting by Dunky Oggins November 8, 2003

peanut-packer 

a male homosexual

It came as a great shock to me when i discovered that Charles was a peanut-packer.

peanut-packer by Dunky Oggins November 8, 2003

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

turd-burglar by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003