turd-burglar

A homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex.

"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"

turd-burglar by Billy B August 24, 2006

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

turd-burglar by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003

Turd-Burglar

Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.

I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!

Turd-Burglar by fallenaway April 4, 2009

Turd-burglar

A theif of fecal matter.The illusive turd-burglar lerks in the shadows of public events such as fireworks displays or sports events where the presence of the common porta-potty in wait of a suitable poo to be soldon the brown market. This is sometimes exported to japan for use in domestic japscat otherwise known as japscat domestic market JDM.

Usually the guywearing an orange but ussually brown coloured jumpsuit disguised as a porta potty attendantor arse wiper.
This is the Turd-burglar.

Turd-burglar by nspsychlist March 31, 2009

Turd-Burglar

A person who 'burgles' your turds

Hey get off my turds mark you turd-burglar

Turd-Burglar by Ben Gordon February 11, 2006

turd-burglar

one who unclogs toilets

My dad was the turd-burglar after i went to the bathroom.

turd-burglar by Steff April 27, 2004

Turd-Burglar

One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.

Man: "Why the hell did you but in, you've gone and scared her away now, man you're a Turd-Burglar!!

Turd-Burglar by SupamanS March 2, 2009