by Diego August 26, 2003
by Diego June 23, 2003
A suss-cunt is a 'suspect' or 'suspicous' cunt. It is my most favoured insult. Can be used like dickhead, asshole, fuckwit etc.
anyone: "Sorry man...But while you were in the kitchen I smoked your last cone."
me: "Fuck you ya suss-cunt."
me: "Fuck you ya suss-cunt."
by Diego August 31, 2003
A Poker Machine. They eats your money, giving an average return of 75-85 cents per dollar outlayed.
The bright lights, soundz and gambling is all extremely addictive and one can become a 'pokie junky', 'pokie fiend' or 'poker'.
The bright lights, soundz and gambling is all extremely addictive and one can become a 'pokie junky', 'pokie fiend' or 'poker'.
Gambling Addict: "Let's go for a 'poke'."
Concerned Friend: "Man, your a 'pokie fiend'."
Gambling Addict: "Yeah, I am a hardcore 'poker'."
Concerned Friend: "Man, your a 'pokie fiend'."
Gambling Addict: "Yeah, I am a hardcore 'poker'."
by Diego August 18, 2003
Being addicted to a website (in this case urbandictionary.com) is as strong and unhealhty as being on heroin. Therefore the Internet junkie must seek out the Methadone (in this case bluelight.nu) to rehabilitate his heroin addiction. Usually it results in the user transferring his fix from heroin (urbandictionary) to Methadone (bluelight) and then he is hooked again.
by Diego December 11, 2003
The spitroast is a degrading sexual position to any female who is fucked in the ass/pussy doggystyle while on all fours sucking another dudes cock. The spitroast has special rules which must be abided by, ie. the code of the spitroast.
1. No crossing swords.
2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. Which dude will recieve the blowjob and which guy will fuck her doggy, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.
This is to avoid the complicated situations when both males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when both wish to fuck a rare 'honey' that can be conned into a spitroast.
If the males raise their arms towards each other at 45* angles and hold hands over the girl, the position becomes known as a 'sydney harbour bridge'.
If a 3rd guy can somehow manage to fuck the girl in her other hole then this is known as a 'double adaptor spitroast.
If instead the 3rd guy joins the action by wanking over the females back or breasts, then the position is known as a 'lathe'.
1. No crossing swords.
2. When eye contact is made a high five must be given.
3. Which dude will recieve the blowjob and which guy will fuck her doggy, must be prederteremined before the spitroast.
This is to avoid the complicated situations when both males only wish to get oral from a less than average female, or when both wish to fuck a rare 'honey' that can be conned into a spitroast.
If the males raise their arms towards each other at 45* angles and hold hands over the girl, the position becomes known as a 'sydney harbour bridge'.
If a 3rd guy can somehow manage to fuck the girl in her other hole then this is known as a 'double adaptor spitroast.
If instead the 3rd guy joins the action by wanking over the females back or breasts, then the position is known as a 'lathe'.
Dude 1 : "Man, we should put that 'honey' on the spit."
Dude 2 : "Nah...she looks a bit classy to want a spitroast."
Dude 3 : "She looks like a girl who would get excited if I joined in for a lathe (prounced 'lay-th')."
Dude 2 : "Nah...she looks a bit classy to want a spitroast."
Dude 3 : "She looks like a girl who would get excited if I joined in for a lathe (prounced 'lay-th')."
by Diego August 15, 2003