Usually female, a genji obsessed overwatch fan who hates reaper because she thinks it’s lowkey overpowered. Also usually hates fortnite and “gamer girls”
Look, it’s a disgusting mamashimada. Watch her mock my choice of character in overwatch just because she picks genji for his weeb sword
the best best friend anyone could ask for. She has so many friends. She is the exact definition of grace and beauty while still being smart and funny. She is super talented in many departments but damn she can sing! She doesn't really date all that much but people would date her. If u find a Malashia in your life never let her go, EVER. Oh and she had a banging figure and a great booty
Nickname: may
guy: bro did u just here Malashia sing? She's amazing!
Guy 2: yeah and did u see her butt it's so nice
The author of the popular manga series "Naruto". Beloved and worshipped by many Narutards for his manga / anime Naruto, however he's heavily criticized by Narutards for killing off many of their favorite characters in Part 2 and was forced to "revive" them with his infamous "plot no jutsu" after receiving many death threats from Narutards.
During Part 1 Naruto Narutard#1: Masashi Kishimoto sama is a god! Naruto is the best manga ever!!
Narutard#2: I Agree!
*Part 2 Naruto*
Narutard#1: Omg did you see how Sasuke survived against Deidara's explosion? When will Kishi stop sucking Sasuke's dick?
Narutard#2: If Kishimoto dares to kill of Hinata and Kakashi I'll stop watching Naruto, buy a plane ticket to Japan and slit his throat!
Normal Naruto readers: .....
Kishimoti is also a victim of Narutards, not only normal Naruto readers.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.