deez 's definitions

last call

A crappy show hosted by Carson Daly that my friends and I have renamed "Tool Time". The show sucks!

Me: "What the fuck are you watching."
Unknowing friend: "Last Call with Carson Daly"
Me: "You mean Tool time?"

by DEEZ February 25, 2004

crasian

a crazy asian

That crazy, squealling, constantly scrumping bitch next door is a crasian.

by DEEZ February 23, 2004

danza slap

This refers to the early years of Tony Danza. Before Who's the Boss, Danza's porn name was Tony Nadz. His signature more was the danza slap where he smacked the girl across the face after receiving oral sex and would call out "Danza". He was known to leave welts.

After that hummer, I slapped her across the face with my wang and hollered "Danza!" She was impressed.

by DEEZ February 23, 2004

seed

Sperm

Derek Wolf Planted his seed in his wife. She accepted all of his seed. His seed is growing.

by Deez September 18, 2003

pass ass

fart

i passed ass on your face :)

by Deez August 22, 2003

phone bone

Phone Sex

Me and my bitch phone boned for hours.

by Deez August 16, 2003

disdique

posessive form of one's own male reproductive organ.

That girl at the end of the bar clearly wants disdique.

I'd say my roomate was fronting, but people keep telling me she wants to hop on disdique.

by deez August 11, 2003