unauthorised credit card swipe

when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.

Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?

Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022

oral diarrhea

gross way of referring to vomit.
Not to beconfused with verbal diarrrhea, which is overtalking

Dawn: Now this a party, amiright?
Don: Yeah, once I finish offloading this oral diarrhea, I'll be good for another round of gas station sushi, washed down with homemade beer!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 26, 2019

deadhead

1. a fan of Jerry Garcia, The Grateful Dead
2. a river snag of tree &/or log &/or large flotsam
3. a useless person on staff
4. verb & noun) a toll vehicle(taxi, bus, train, truck(lorry/semi) travelling empty (noun: such trip)

Rick, that deadhead(3) in the mailroom is a deadhead(1)

John had a deadhead(4) trip after dropping off a load of lumber -- while deadheading(4) back he saw a major deadhead(2) in the river stuck in a boat's props, so he phoned the coast guard!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 07, 2009

dug

plural dugs; animal nipple, but also used as a contemptuous term for human female breast (especially sloppy+saggy ones)

My wife used to have gorgeous tits; now, at 50, they're best classified as dugs. Don't get me wrong, I fuck & suck 'em anyway! (no, not in that order!)

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 01, 2018

rover

old term for a mobile phone

I'm in my car, on the rover, lemme call you back when I get home to the landline.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 09, 2017

fag

1) Originally referred only to a homosexual male; now it is a generic term of contempt, roughly equivalent to, "I'm a better man than you are and, on a side note, you look somewhat effeminate!"
2) Also a general term of endearment between bros

Interchangeable with faggot

1) (impatiently in a crowd) "Get out of my way, fag!"
2) (as friend shows up at bar for brewskis: "Yo, fag! Over here!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 29, 2010

LOMBARD

Stands for Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead -- a rich guy who acts like a jerk.

Dawn: So how'd your date go ;last night with our town's most eligible bachelor?
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 06, 2018