Definitions by cyberpope67,BC,Canada

prejacked 

To prematurely ejaculate; when a man ejaculates sooner than he(and/or she) wanted.

Don: I hear you prejacked with Terri last night. Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Jon: Hell no! She's the one who suffered. When I cum, it's right on time!

prejacked by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 20, 2016

Trumpadour

pun on Pompadour -- the hairstyle Donald J. Trump uses, an upsweept non-part style that he should've left back in the'50s.

Wow, I have a bad haircut, bed head, & hat head all at once.

Yeah, bruh, you're totally rocking that Trumpadour style!

Trumpadour by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 17, 2016

urethral sheath 

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

urethral sheath by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 15, 2016

LAP EGGS 

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins

1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth

LAP EGGS by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016

French novelist 

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac

Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

French novelist by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 19, 2016

oyster surprise 

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

oyster surprise by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016

squay 

from "squamous" meaning squishy.
a PC substitute for "gay" & "lame" to refer to something useless(mushy like rotted fruit)
squa- in combination (eg. "squahead," one whose brain is like oatmeal porridge

You've obviously got mush for brains; you're so squay, you're a fucking squahead!

squay by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 24, 2016