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squay

Semen, and particularly semen that has been deposited in an anus.
Collections Agent: Mr. Bedroll, you are eight days late with your November payment. When should we expect to receive your payment?

Mr. Bedroll: Uh, why don't you felch my squay, ass cracker.
by Spin B November 14, 2006
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Squay

Squay means to spray and squeeze something at the same time. (What have I made)
I squayed the spray bottle of water while angry
by Ash The Idiot November 16, 2021
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squay

to have a look at something
lets have a squay at that new kebab shop
by Gregc03 June 26, 2006
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squay

from "squamous" meaning squishy.
a PC substitute for "gay" & "lame" to refer to something useless(mushy like rotted fruit)
squa- in combination (eg. "squahead," one whose brain is like oatmeal porridge
You've obviously got mush for brains; you're so squay, you're a fucking squahead!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 24, 2016
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Squay

A bed of self spreading Squill. (Scilla siberica, the Siberian squill or wood squill, is a species of flowering plant in the family Asparagaceae, native to southwestern Russia, the Caucasus, and Turkey.)
Just look at that large bed of Squill. You know what they say, where there's a Squill there's a Squay!
by Robertmat April 8, 2021
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Awkward Squad

Awkward Squad is the name given to that group of people in any organisation who cause problems and difficulties. They are apparently normal, everyday human beings, but when they get together, things just go wrong. They are not necessarily troublemakers, although in some instances they can be, but some strange synergy causes things to go wrong in their collective presence.

The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
"Get ready for problems, the awkward squad is doing a computer presentation."
by AKACroatalin April 11, 2015
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Squad Kick

When an emergency medical technician who has worked 911 previous to getting a job with a medical transport company, he/she may have trouble letting go of the adrenaline of the emergency, and thus still does midless things on routine non-emergency transport that are indicative of the fact that they do not care for the comfort of the patient being transported.

One example is the "Squad Kick."

A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.

A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
"Hey douchebag, do you mind not kicking that fucking lock, there is a living person on this stretcher. You want to Squad Kick, go to your gay rescue squad and practice with your wacker buddies, fucking loser."
by Last Shot Caller January 15, 2008
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