spunk sandwich

This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.

I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.

by Clinton Sounds February 01, 2004

Drinking red sea

This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.

Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

pink oboe

Another name for the penis. Made famous by the late Peter Cook's 'Here Comes the Judge' speech.

Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.

Horace said to Walter, 'I would like to suck on your pink oboe'.

Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.

by Clinton Sounds February 01, 2004

prostate gland

This being the male G Spot: it is a small gland the size of a Brussel sprout that sits inside the rectum upon the urethra. When stimulated, either by finger, penis or dildo, it causes a dry orgasm; that is an orgasm without erection, or penile stimulation.

Sandra, with her three fingers inserted into Bruces's anus just touched the prostate gland. She watched as he ejaculated his semen onto the bed sheets. It was then she realised that the male prostate gland was indeed a male sexual organ.

by clinton sounds April 11, 2005

pedal bin vampire

A man or woman who has a menstruation- fetish and covertly searches ladies restroom pedal bins for used panty-liners and/or tampons.

David slipped into the ladies toilets and quickly surveyed the sanitary waste bins. Unknown to everyone he was a secret pedal bin vampire.

Sandra had collected about seven or eight used tampons during her restroom visits that day, unknown to her lesbian lover, she was a pedal bin vampire.

by Clinton Sounds February 01, 2004

zinc pink

This being the description of the flavour of the vagina during cunnilingus, immediately before, or after menstruation.

I went down on Sandra last night, but all I got was zinc pink.

by Clinton Sounds January 31, 2004

Yellow and Brown

A name given to the sexual activities of golden showers and brown showers.

I posted an advert in the sex contact magazine for a women into yellow and brown.

by Clinton Sounds February 01, 2004