cliff's definitions

fruitcart

verb - cliche used in almost every movie chase scene.

Good guys chasing bad guys (or visa-versa)through town always bump an innocent food vendor's wares. This sends the melons rolling and the angry old man shakes his fist and curses. If you see the set-up, be the first one in a theater to blurt out "FRUITCART" and you win. Many variations

by Cliff November 12, 2003

rice burner

An asain produced automobile that is purchaced and custom fabricated to race on the street

I took out my GT 500 last night and shit on every rice burner at the pike

by cliff December 6, 2002

scrumtralecent

explanation of something so great it is to cause an orgasm on sight or contact

I saw the 1967 Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500 in my driveway and it was scrumtralcent.

by cliff December 6, 2002

phibes

someone or something that always ends up defeated by a whm.

White Mage over Phibes

by Cliff December 16, 2004

action packed

Descrete description of a pornographic movie

James went to the video store to get something action packed for this evening

by cliff December 6, 2002

new

A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.

Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.

by Cliff March 31, 2004

timber

The rare occurance when one is taking a shit and having the terd the entire length of the bowl, so that when it falls it grazes your not sack. Therefore causing you to not only whipe your ass, but your balls as well.

I was on the shitter and I had to call out timber.

by Cliff January 25, 2004